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由rh_Chimaera編輯：
3/5/2015 9:27:24 PM
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How to i ask my grill friend to try the backdoor?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]I'm tired of using the front door to move my BBQ to the back yard to grill some steaks, I wanna use the back door. How do I ask my grilling friend to use the backdoor?[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow number 3 trending in offtopic I thought I'd never see the day
Edit2: >mfw someone thought I spelled girl wrong
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5 回覆You just say hey bro, you have to open the gate to my backyard because I am sick and tired of leaving ash and grease trails as I haul my piece of shot hibachi through the house.
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1 回覆由Bookey_Badger編輯： 3/6/2015 12:21:09 AMBuy this lube called [b]Wet Uranus[/b] no joke that's what it's called. Have a romantic night [i]don't take her to a heavy dinner lol[/i] but be romantic and sexy. And then act like you got it as a surprise for her. If you make her feel special and like you took the time to think it out and prepare she is more likely to want to try it. Go slow. That stuff really is awesome. [spoiler]her ass may be bleeding but she won't feel the tearing just pressure[/spoiler] Lol
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2 回覆"Look, baby, I love you and I really cherish the emotional bond we share and to show you how much I care I want to have a romantic evening. Just us, and anal."
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6 回覆由Woupsea編輯： 3/26/2015 5:41:35 AMPull their pants down and say "I hope you're okay with this" And then push the grill through the back door before ejaculating
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3 回覆You don't say anything, you just do it. If your grill friend has a problem with it (highly likely with this surprise move) you just respond with " Your sister (or another, equally traumatizing family member) lets me! Why can't you?!?". You then sob hysterically until your grill friend allows you to continue. Don't ever back off & if you have to pin your grill friend to maintain control, you do it. And then take photos.
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1 回覆由Dante Trixter編輯： 3/6/2015 4:34:46 AM
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1 回覆Tell her that the front door needs some maintenance because of all that grilling, ask her if she wants to experience granting access from other entrances and if she says "yes" start your journey by spelling the alphabet in the front door and and finish the fight by exploring the dark corners of the back door...... U can thank me later :)
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8 回覆由Dante Trixter編輯： 3/5/2015 9:47:39 PMI'm confused you say you want to move your bbq to the back door but I think you want to move your grill there. Unless you want to move the ACT of barbecuing to the back then I could understand. And if it's your grilling friend make them come to your house and your grill wherever you like.
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15 回覆Just go for that rimjob anyways. They all like it even if they say they don't. Just warm her up to the idea. There needs to be common ground. Its going to take time and a whole lotta stretching lol.
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1 回覆Find something better to do with your time besides troll. I doubt you actually have a girlfriend since you can't even spell girlfriend.
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