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Изменено (TamatoSoup):
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Chuck Norris Jokes!
Post your best Chuck Norris jokes here!
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God can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim across land.
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Chick Norris has a bear skin rug. It's not dead it's just to scared to move.
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1 ответChuck Norris once won the 2006 National Poker Tournament. His winning hand included a 4 of clubs, 2 of diamonds, a yellow reverse Uno Card, and a Get Out Of Jail Monopoly card.
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Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands. When he left they were just called the islands
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Изменено (MrBoozerr): 1/22/2015 8:28:35 PMThere was a street named Chuck Norris but it had to be changed, cause no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
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Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade, then it exploded!!!!!
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Chuck Norris beat crota on hard mode by himself in five minutes with no land beyond and only 5 bullets
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When Chuck Norris does a push-up he doesn't move up and down, the earth does!
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When Chuck Norris brings a green engram to the Cryptarch he is always awarded an exotic item.
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1 ответChuck Noris glared at a Gorgon and it wrote itself out of existence.
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4 отв.When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris When God said "let there be Light", Chuck Norris said "say please". Chuck Norris had a fish when he was little. He named it Jaws In [i]Jurassic Park[/i], there is a scene were the Trex chases a jeep. In reality, Chuck Norris is chasing the jeep and the Trex Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima. Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can understand women. [spoiler]all credit goes to this amazing site http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts[/spoiler]
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The Oversoul...that's just one of Chuck Norris's toenail clippings.
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Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris.
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There is over 1,245 items in a room chuck Norris could kill you with... including the room itself
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Chuck Norris doesnt do push ups he does earth pulls
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1 ответChuck Norris told a joke... [spoiler]... everyone died laughing[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow underneath his gun!
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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Chuck Norris had sex in a truck, he came on the seat and 9 months later the truck gave birth to optimus prime.
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Chuck Norris gargles peanut butter
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Death has a near Chuck Norris experience
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad
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4 отв.This doesn't belong here
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