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Изменено (AllahRidesCamels):
12/29/2014 6:04:45 AM
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Let's stage a coup against our Ninjas.
Who will stand with me? They have banned the funniest shit posts that have existed. It's time we took over. Recon Number 54 will be our leader (for the end fight, we will put him into slavery afterwards) because he can take us behind the lines. (Shhh, don't tell the other ninjas)
If you want to spare another ninja, we may do so and just hold them as prisoner and occasionally torture. This is a mutiny my friends!
We need our military generals for our NFRA (New Flood Revolution Armada) and lots of guns. We have to plan our armies, fleets, and tactics!
(Don't worry about bans, I had Abbadon cast a lvl 14 demon to protect us).
Ninjas own:
>Remodeled High Charity (the bastards been hiding it from us after H2)
>20k covenant ships. Wtf.
>5 known Flagships which each carry a ninja. We don't know where the others hide.
>Planet Reach and filled it with tanks and wraiths.
>Indoctrinated Commander Sheperd
>Serena and the crew of Spirit of Fire.
>Crazy ass flood Pillar of Autumn.
>Arbiter (he betrayed us)
>3,000 Scarabs
>Reapers
>Antarctica
>Banhammers
NFRA currently have:
>Master Chief.
>Recon's flagship
>10,000 full blown mentally handicapped spartans
>1277 Grunts
>Lots of alts
>Level 145 Demon Knights from Big Papa
Alright guys, don't -blam!- up, this is our only shot. We need a plan.
CHAIN OF COMMAND:
>Me, cuz yeah
>Starfish Lord - Spymaster
>Deleted User - Military General
>Richcar - Commander of the Grunts
>InterpidTurtle - Official Facemelter
[spoiler]ORDER OF BUSINESS:
>Get more ships
>Can Master Chief haz recon?
>Summon the great trolls
>Plan attack
GO![/spoiler]
EDIT: We must summon Engrapandora!! (I am not prohibiting horse porn or MLP in this thread)
EDIT: We must also summon Jester!
(Please, at least put your war cry in a spoiler, jester)
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8 отв.Изменено (Recon Number 54): 12/28/2014 6:55:11 PM[quote]Let's stage a coup against our Ninjas.[/quote] [quote]Recon Number 54 will be our leader[/quote]
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1 ответ*sees profile name* I dunno this seems shady. You're not gonna make us blow ourself up, right?
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Bump For Freedom
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2 отв.I wonder if lightning spears could be used in space? Might be good against some ships.
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1 ответI'll support the bananas 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
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"And they never heard from OP again..." Very real possiblity.
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The Ninjas would just,[spoiler]ban[/spoiler][spoiler]us[/spoiler][spoiler]all.[/spoiler]
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2 отв.Imperial bastards!
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1 ответRelease the krogans
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1 ответ[quote]CHAIN OF COMMAND: >Me, cuz yeah[/quote] >1 Year Which idiot told you that you had seniority?
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6 отв.Where am I in all of this?
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2 отв.Изменено (Koldraxon): 12/28/2014 11:25:09 PMhttps://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Kal%27eon+Legion&rlz=1C1KMZB_enGB546GB546&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=SpGgVPDULNbnavbWguAC&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpqvh8fd458][b][UPDATE]| I told you all that this isn't a good place to hide [Return Fire Action] plans![/b][/url] I have tools to offer, tools forged by my creations. Search 'Kal'eon Legion'. Soon, #Destiny unit types and Guardians will become Flood forces. It is only a matter of time (or not, thanks to the [CONTINUUM]). Search: Talkahiem on Deviantart, Koldraxon on 343I Community Forums, Koldraxon on Steam. Warcries...[spoiler] Warcry: The Legion shall conquer ALL. Warcry 2: Order and Chaos MUST be organzied. Warcry 3: Warning: Exterminatus Imminent. Warcry 4: Legions Invasive deployed. Warcry 5: Legions Offensive deployed. Warcry 6: Legion [Self-claimed number] forces engaging. Warcry 7: Order will be imposed on Chaos. Warcry 8: ...KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN... Warcry 9: [Untranslatable garbage that describes slow conversion of the enemy into servants of Koldraxon's Faith].[/spoiler] I also anticipate this post being spotted, because it's in Ninja territories. I recommend CTRL+C/Ving this entire post to 343I Community Forums or somewhere else, as Bungie.Net has Ninjas crawling the maintainence ducts 24/7 to find us and drop the old Halo 3 Banhammer, removing about 1/2 of Bungie.net's community just because of [insert false reason here].
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Guys dont worry we have the cryptarch hell screw them over
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I can spam Lennies
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Lmao, can master chief haz recon.
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Let's not and say we didn't
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Im not topshotz anymore change my name
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I'll spam booty threads
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I'll be head spy. I an the head spy of flood military anyway
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I guess you could call it a... Coup d'Bungie?
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Just don't let the ninjas summon Deej!
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