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11/26/2014 5:47:51 PM
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-blam!- you Olive Garden!
>be me
>be 18
>fapping in bed
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>mom knocks on door
>says I'm late for work
>oh shit
>put on pants and run to work
>late for work
>boss yells at me
>sad face
>work at Olive Garden
>making spaghetti
>coworker sneaks up and pantses me
>forgot to put on boxers
>naked from waste down
>turn to scold and knock over spaghetti pot
>spaghetti all over cock and balls
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>get erection
>half naked with erection at Olive Garden kitchen
>boss sees
>gets fired
>look at boss in the eye
>finish fap from before
>cum in spaghetti
>serve it to costumer
>they like it
>make some more cum spaghetti
>it's a hit
>get promoted to head cheff
>uses power to murder old boss
>bite out her throat
>gets fired again
>gets arrested
>serving time
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Can I have some?
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1 ответWas this a porno you saw or...
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3 отв.*green day comes in* WELCOME TO MY LIFE
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1 ответYou ruined spaghetti with white sauce for me.
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1 ответPeople still eat at Olive Garden?
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4 отв.Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Free breadsticks?
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That was my spaghetti Ty
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2 отв.>If you post >Like this for >too long >Then you'll get >Aids
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Lol top kek
