Just when I thought I'd seen it all. I was checking an MSNBC article, and this popped up. I'm not exactly sure how old this is, but it's the answer to our prayers. It is a marker of greater things to come. It's the work of an innovator; a master. We owe our very own lives and widespread existence to the gods of media. Just remember this one sacred scripture: Cookieness Evereat is love. Cookieness Evereat is life.