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Изменено (Zizzy):
9/26/2013 6:44:45 PM
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So a man approaches you with a screwdriver in hand...
As you walk towards him, he grabs you and throws you up against the wall. At this point he directs the screwdriver towards your ears, and you notice that it is glowing a strange hue (hue) of green. It's not an your average screwdriver, plainly.
As you stand there, helpless, he gives you two options.
A) For the rest of your life, you will ONLY be able to hear music. No other sounds ever again.
B)For the rest of your life, you will be able to hear everything BUT music. Practical, but enjoyable?
Choose wisely, there's no backsies (and he tells you so).
Note: [spoiler]-Other people singing to you doesn't count as music
-Natural sounds (i.e birds) doesn't count as music
-You can't overcome him in anyway
-You can't reject both options
-Don't be pointing out technicalities, the point of this thread is in the question.[/spoiler]
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1 ответWhy a screwdriver?
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Choose B. and use my magic wrench to give him the choice of pooping out of his nose or from his mouth.
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4 отв.B. I can make my own music.
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Option B. I could live out my life, still, but I'd hate the lack of music.
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1 ответShove the screwdriver up my butt and make a living farting symphonies till my dying day.
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Oh the fallacy! Option B.
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1 ответB. Because I can't go the rest of my life watching porn without hearing the milf scream like a howler monkey.
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2 отв.What neighborhood is this being taken placed in? I need to avoid whatever place this is.
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2 отв.I would go insane of I couldn't efficiently communicate with people, so option B.
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5 отв.C. Dislodge the screwdriver from the assailant and jam it into his eye. B. - I can still hear music in my head.
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2 отв.I have a friend who was assaulted by a guy wielding a screwdriver.
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1 ответD, shove my glock up his anus, and let loose a fury of poop covered lead.
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Oh my lord that is horrible. But shit I'd rather take the first option I guess.
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7 отв.
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1 ответИзменено (IslocStarkiller): 10/9/2013 2:10:35 PMKrav Maga the crap out of him.
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Wing Chun the **** out of him.
