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Изменено (EshraytheGrey):
6/26/2013 9:59:46 AM
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Space flight to Gliese 667C! (LAUNCH!)
Alright everyone, welcome aboard the ImperialAdmiral Technologies Prototype A104C Interstellar Passenger Spacecraft.
Please, find a seat and relax, don't worry, our spacecraft are designed to be spacious and comforting, with wide, dual aisles, leather seats custom made in partnership with La-Z-Boy to be as comfortable as possible for up to 100 people (excluding crew) per craft.
The trip there is estimated to take 14 earth hours to get there, so we'll be serving meals periodically or you can simply use the on board vending machines whenever you feel is needed.
Every seat is equipped with the following items: A left seat pocket (which holds the emergency instruction pamphlet, a copy of Sky Mall: Interstellar and a menu) , a personal television for accessing movies and television episodes, a sturdy fold out tray in the right arm of the eat, a casket underneath the seat for your carry-on items and 2 fold out cup holders.
So, prepare yourself for you are the first civilians to the journey to Gliese 667C in history. As such, Welcome Aboard.
EDIT: The ship has begun it's launch, hold on tight!
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Captain we have arrived
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Sneaks onboard in the guise of an old lady to witness the chaos ensue* "Why hello, everyone!" Takes a seat in the back row*
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*The Sangheili fell onto his arse as the ship quickly ascended into the sky, causing him to slide across the floor due to the rapid acceleration. He sank his claws into the metal surface below, his nails leaving behind large scratches whilst whimpering* By the three suns of Sanghelios!
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*Wakes up* *Realises I've been flying the ship in my sleep* Arg! Not again!
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*Looks at the sky* arceus dammit they left me :(
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I used magic to get onboard.
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Waaaaaah! I'm a baby! Waaaaaaah! I'm going to kick on the seat and cry! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
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Изменено (DarkSpyda04): 6/27/2013 6:32:33 AMMuahuahuahua! Cuts a hole in the craft's hull and sneaks off*
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Are we there yet? Can I have more wine? There's a fat guy who keeps pushing his seat back and km uncomfortable. I'm glad shadows isn't here. These peanuts are too nutty. I want to smoke a cigarette. Why is it so stuffy in here? I think someone farted. I'm uncomfortable. Can you please turn down your music? I don't enjoy it too much. My seatbelt is too tight. Why are the windows so tiny? I have to pee again. This food is too dry. I wanna go home.
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Are there any peanuts?
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NOBODY MOVE!!! I dropped my contact lens!
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*Sitting in the corner of the bridge playing solitaire* Not much to do during this flight is there?
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2 отв.What's the radiation dosage for this flight?
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1 ответAre we there yet?
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I'm catching up in my personal spacecraft. Don't worry, I'm friendly
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Still waiting for launch. THE BLU-RAY BROKE DOWN CAPTAIN!!! What do?
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*prepares to be hit by space debris*
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3 отв.You do realize that Gliese 667C is one of the stars. The potentially habitable planet they're mentioning is Gliese 667Cc... Which is on average 20 degrees Celcius hotter than Earth. So enjoy your sweltering hot days there.
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1 ответAs a sincere and noble warrior of Sanghelios, shall I trade you a slipspace drive for a viable human female, perhaps Felicia or CamCamm, or an inanimate body you keep in cold storage?
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1 ответPASSENGERS!!! READY YOUR BREAKFAST AND EAT HEARTY, FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE IN SPACE!!!
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Got room for a propane salesman?
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Got room for a science officer?
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2 отв.Where's a flight attendant?
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The small spacecraft zooms to the outer atmosphere and rockets out with a sonic boom
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1.......LAUNCH
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