You won't get in, but I think we can give you a [u]peek[/u] at the greatness if you're so dead-set on it (with tasteful redactions of course).
English
-
"The color of my c" That one was too much for me.
-
Good one, lol. ^_^
-
[quote]My thick dick[/quote] lol
-
Meh. Seeing that was like having sex for the first time. Disappointment. My Imagination was better.
-
I'll admit it, I laughed.
-
And I'm sure you had to wear a bag on your head for half of that as well.
-
Ah, Nice one. Clever.