I can see the guardian jester speaking publicly about you now... "And here kid's is the public protector of perverted secrets, the exalted guardian of gratuitous hive Heiny's, the steel observer of Vex Chrome Sphincter, and the Cabal... well... that name for another time! I give you: C QUARTERRRRRRRSSSSSSS..." And all the kids don't look happy with their mental images... Way to go guardian. Way to go. /s

It is unwise to assume that other minds are as perverted as your own. Not every guardian is a dance crazed loot monger as the stereotype goes. Some of us are stoic intellects that only smile when a brave child walks up to us and asks: "Do the Fallen really run around on all six limbs?" I can tell that you will be twisting the innocent child's query into some immature innuendo. So for my sake and for all the kinderguardians that peruse this cite please refrain from doing so.

Loosen up guardian. Being stoic is fine for the uptight and the insane. You don't want to be seen as uptight and insane, do you?