[System: Online] [Intercepted transmissions of Offtopic Residents: 378] [Priority messages: 5] [Message selected, two priority targets. U1: Tiger. U2: Unknown] [Audio unavailable, text transcript available. [Playing back message] U1: I’m telling you! We gotta burn them all down! U2: Calm yourself. You can’t just start a revolution filled with memes and flamethrowers against suspected heretics. U1: But I saw Speaker using the powers of the Deep! Not a -blam!-ing flamethrower or sword like he was supposed to! How the hell can he be “oh so honorable and powerful” when he can’t pick a sharpened piece of metal to fight in melee combat! U2: Oh for [Redacted] sakes... U1: In addition, these mother-blam!-ing cat girls have been rampaging around since Virus and Lee have been fighting. They’re taking our jerbs! [Silence] U2: I’m sorry, what? U1: You know, jerbs! U2: Please explain before I decided to torch you. U1: Things like working at the postal office, or dispensing the happy meals at- U2: I think you mean “jobs”, Tiger. Not “jerbs” or whatever it was you said. U1: DOESN’T -blam!-IN MATTER! They’re running around stealing everything! You would think they would be laying low again after the whole Big Chungus incident, but nope! How many times do we gotta teach you this lesson ya -blam!-in excuses for actual human beings! U2: Ugh...why did I have to be paired with you? Look. As far as we know, they’re not doing such things. So take your buddies, get rid of the armor, and turn off your damn flamethrowers before shit goes even more south! U1: Ha! That’s assuming Virus is even gonna use Anti-Lee Spray! U2: How is that even relevant?! And where in the Seven Hell’s would he find “Anti-Lee Spray”? U1: I dunno, maybe buying it from Nil? U2: What in the bat/spider cave that is her home? U1: I was gonna say Cell-3’s house but yeah that works too. U2: Ugh, LOOK. SHUT UP. CLOCK OUT. And go HOME. We have it under control. U1: You’re gonna regret it boi! U2: No, I don’t think I will. U1: You will! U2: Shut up and get out of my building. [Audible Fire goes off] U2: What the hell, you -blam!-ing pyromaniac! U1: THE CATGIRLS MUST BURN! THEY VIOLATE THE EMPEROR’S WILL! THEY MUST BE- U2: I am so done with this. U1: ALL SHALL BURN! [b][i][u]FOR THE EMPE-[/u][/i][/b] [Warning, Void Rift opened. Evasjhrkrnt @($39490/8!/!(86/5€\>#+\+]€&:)682?!\¥\}*€] [*}*#¥%=•_¥!€,€€_##€?!!:6:6:9/@!\?\<\^]+] [System: Rebooting] [End Message]