There are 3 types of guys that I hate to run across in destiny. Sadly, those 3 types of players make up the entire player base. Firstly, I’m going to admit that I despise people in general. I’m a very polite person because I feel like I have to be. It’s how I was raised. But there are moments when I lose my cool on someone (who deserves it) and begin shouting the most awful possible things that pop into my head. These are my 3 guys: 1. The pve overlord. - this guy has over a billion and a half raid clears. He’s a self proclaimed “Sherpa”. He tells convenient lies about his great accomplishments. He may or may not be skilled at the game, but I usually can’t tell past his incessant ramblings about all of his (false) accomplishments. He makes everyone feel very uncomfortable in the raid. He joins someone else’s raid group, and immediately assigns himself LORD COMMANDER. He is impatient and “alpha male”. He almost gets offended if someone joined and hasn’t memorized his strategy for an encounter. He assumes everyone in this LFG FIRETEAM of guys who have NEVER PLAYED TOGETHER BEFORE are going to magically 1-phase every encounter. I usually end up cussing this guy out for being a douche to one of the more “nooby” players in the group. (Side-note: yes, I have been booted from many fireteams for taking a stand against guys like this, and engaging in a shouting match where I call them as many curse words as I can muster before being removed from the party.) 2. The streamer fanboii - this guy shares a lot of traits with the pve overlord, but he’s kinda passive aggressive. He too has millions of raid clears. He talks way too much and very clearly thinks he is almost a god. These guys usually sound about 17 and have a very “nasaly” voice, and they say the same weird quirky things you would typically hear streamers say like “luhmaoww” (the 2019 stylized version of “lmao”), “Rip”, and they try to make as many “bungo” jokes as humanly possible. They like to talk about elite strats and like to let everyone know that they have every statistic about everything in destiny completely memorized. They commonly refer to guys like gladd and datto as if they were very close friends. Basically they talk way too much, and they passively “flex” on everyone at every chance they get. Any time someone asks a question about something, they almost cut them off to ensure that they are the sole information provider. I like to try to cut these guys off to get under their skin and see if they’ll try to correct me, mostly because they get under my skin to be honest. Yeah, I don’t like these guys. 3. The pvp chad - thinking of what to type about these guys just boils my blood. They have a 20.0 kd. They know it and everyone else knows it. They send messages. They taunt. They think they are god. They keep repeating the same phrases: “you’re trash”, “hit your shots”, their #1 insult is referring to their opponent as “kid”. If I could wish away any group of people in the world, it would be this group. You can not argue with these guys. They will simply talk louder. Think of a guy from 2009 wearing an oh so slightly too tight affliction/ed hardy shirt driving a mustang or a Camaro, and you’re on the right track. These guys either speak exactly like nkuch or 2chainz. There is no in-between. They only come in two forms, and they’re both equally detestable. If you fall under one of those categories, I hope I never have to meet you. But just so there is some context and just so you don’t assume I simply hate everyone, I will now list the types of player I actually DON’T hate: 1. Literally any Australians. 2. Most Scottish players. 3. Squeakers. - this one may come as a shock, but there is a sense of innocence to them, and I don’t hold the random weird crap they say against them. I know they’re a bit loose cannon, but they are honestly just oblivious, and sometimes they are accidentally hilarious. 4. Titan mains.