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Изменено (Grays_KS27):
5/28/2020 6:46:02 PM
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PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!
The Peregrine Greaves are back! You all know what that means!
[i][b][u]PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES![/u][/b][/i]
[spoiler]What if everything you ever wanted...
WAS TO KICK S*** IN THE FACE!? FOREVER!
THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!!
PUT THESE SWEET-A** LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR A**HOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS!
YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY!
YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP!
YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE!
YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS!
YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY....
YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS S*** AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, s***...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!?
YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS!
PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES![/spoiler]
[spoiler]For those that aren’t aware, this Peregrine Greaves thing isn’t mine, has been around for a long time, and used to be very popular. I don’t know the original creator(s).[/spoiler]
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1 ответИзменено (mikeyrox1234): 6/5/2019 2:46:29 PMI HAVE THEM!!! And I... [spoiler]in reality these boots are below average and just some boots you put on to mess around[/spoiler] [spoiler]yes you can shut down a super in pvp with them but the odds of you surviving are pretty low[/spoiler] [spoiler]the shoulder charge abilities kind of suck in general if you are not using an exotic that gives it back right away[/spoiler] [spoiler]they are definitely fun but unless you get the melee back right away or at least get some regen then they suck[/spoiler] [spoiler]i wish that instead of the bonus damage they would alter the charged melee depending on the subclass. Sentinel would have the sentinel shield appear and get the juggernaut shield back striker would be the normal greave perk but getting kills grant regen as well and sunbreaker could be i have no idea lol. [/spoiler]
