Those people who hate life and don't drink coffee should really try coffee. You may find you don't like life any better, but you may like coffee. Or you find that you still hate life and now you hate and don't drink coffee, wither way you've lost nothing. I suppose you could also decide you hate coffee which somehow improves your life, then you've gained something. You've only got something to gain. Unless you realize you're allergic to coffee and it kills you. I mean, that would suck.