Just wanted to wish everyone a great day, I'm turning a year older in fourteen minutes!
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Alternative Facts!!!!
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Happy birthday my dude
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Nice, but why did you change your name
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[i]no[/i]
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U got a few more years before u ate by lion
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[i]Fake news![/i] Seriously though, congrats man! May it be a prosperous and good year for you.
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I missed you
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Build your wall already!
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Happy birthday man! Hope it goes well Mr. President
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Happy Birthday! It will be so great, the greatest birthday everyone has ever seen!
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Happy afterbirth!
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10 minutes to go bb
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Happy early birthday! How old are you turning?