I want each of you to give me ten good reasons as to why I shouldn't eat my shoes.
The reasons I'm eating my shoes are as follows:
[spoiler]im hungry[/spoiler]
I've wanted to eat my shoes for a few years now, and after two failed attempts, I think I'm ready for another try.
EDIT: Looks like no one can come up with any reasons. Sad. Looks like no one cares.
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1. Rubber is bad 2. Shoes smell bad so bad breath for days 3. See point 1 4. See point 7 5. See point 10 6. See point 4 7. See point 5 8. See point 6 9. Show is bad 10. A study shows that Shoes are made of Rubber, and according to point 1, Rubber is bad