Here are some important questions to ask yourself before you decide whether or not to go through with the shoe-eating process:
Would you like them here or there?
Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?
Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
Would you? Could you? In a car?
[spoiler]Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.[/spoiler]
You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!
A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?
Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?
Would you, could you, in the rain?
Could you, would you, with a goat?
Would you, could you, on a boat?
Hope this helps!
English
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I do not like green shoes and socks. I do not like them, Dr. Phlox.
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But [i]why[/i] don't you like them?
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Because I prefer hats. And ties, ties are awesome.
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But why green shoes and socks [i]in particular[/i]? An as of yet unshared childhood trauma, perhaps?
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There was an incident where I boxed a Gox, and I couldn't find my yellow Gox box socks. Had to wear green ones instead. Never got over it.
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Heartbreaking.
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Don't get me started on Seuss. I did the show once. Played a general who was willing to go out and kill people for eating bread with the butter side down... yeah, he was kind of a douche.
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