*scratches nose and glares into your eyes*
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#Offtopic
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Maintain eye contact and finish.
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A wild Scithe appeared!
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*violently slurps*
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*Pokémon Battle initiates*
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"picks a giant booger out of my nose, and then calmly puts it in my mouth"
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*Gurgles and toggles
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*Gouges your left eye out with ice cream scoop*
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*Quietly says nyeh*
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*gazes longingly back*
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1 ответ*Flips him a bird*
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*burns your eyes out due to my divine celestial appearance*
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Is there something in my eyes? Is it a spider? Is it a blue spider? Are there bats? Do you see bats anywhere? Damn it, do you smell the bats? I'm fairly certain I saw a snake? Why is it dark? Where's the light? I need to hide from the snakes! Is that a cat? I like cats. Cats are cool I HATE TAXES!* *Pokes your nose* I like trains
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*raises n lowers eyebrows continuously*
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*doesn't make any sudden moves because their vision is based on movement*
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Gets boner
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1 ответWell I guess it's time to [spoiler]D-D-D-D-DUEL[/spoiler]
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Изменено (Gustav): 11/17/2016 11:11:23 AM"Alright, so-" "Seduce me." "What? I aint gon-" "[i][b]SEDUCE ME[/b][/i]"
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What are you, -blam!-ing gay?
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*Warns you telepathically that aliens and the NWO are listening to this conversation.
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*puts on Trump hat*
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*tells you that my store has never carried the item that your looking for... again
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(INSERT WORD THAT MEANS NON CONSENSUAL INTERCOURSE HERE)! [spoiler]Bungie doesn't allow me to say it for some reason.[/spoiler]
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4 отв.You just sexually assaulted me. -every feminazi, ever
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5 отв.*unzips pants*
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Can you not.
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*rollerskates*