Let me know some of the things you've done to have to serve detention in school?
I once had detention because I found my teachers dentition slip book and wrote on it, "Half hour after school on Friday for being to cool for school." She found it and made me serve my joke :(
What about you guy? Throw any paper airplanes, steal from the lunch line? Call in bomb threats?
Edit: Did you ever know of anyone to smoke the Devil a lettuce on the bus or in the locker rooms? Some kid in my gym had a puff, I didn't know who it was but since no one confessed we all got three days of after school detentions. Drug dogs came and they found it but they still made us do the detention
Edit 2: These are all just to funny guys! X)
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Reading too much. I was pretty book-ish back in 4th grade and my class definitely wasn't. Whenever the teacher would go through a lesson I would do it at my own pace and a lot of the time I would finish long before she had walked the class through the problem or assignment. I would, quietly, pull out a book and read until everyone else was done. She didn't like that. I would notice the class had gotten eerily silent around me, look up from my book, and find my teacher glaring at me and everyone else staring. Then, detention. Happened at least once every one to two weeks. It got to the point she would take any books I had on me away first thing in the morning and I had to ask for them back at the end of the day. So I started smuggling them in. The detentions kept right on coming.
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Изменено (Psyntifik): 11/8/2016 10:41:21 PMI got detentions every week because I refused to do P.E. I got also suspended once for a week over a misunderstanding.
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2 отв.Изменено (Nerin): 11/8/2016 11:48:10 AMI skipped the only detention I've ever gotten. Am such rebel. Edgit: now that I think back to it back in the fifth grade I and someone else was the flag person in our school. My job was to put the Japanese and US flag at the end and beginning of the day. There was a shitty and stormy day so I had to take down the flags and when I did a gust of wind blew the American flag onto the top of a building. Mind you this a military building so there are spikes ontop to prevent birds from shitting all over it, I walked back to my classroom soaking wet pointing to the American flag flowing gracefully in the wind whilst stuck ontop of a building. Teacher gave me a detention in front of the class and now had to precede to ask my parents for a new pair of clothes. [spoiler]i think I skipped that detention to though. Lmao[/spoiler] [spoiler]yes the flag was destroyed and we got a new conveniently larger flag that made me even more cautious [/spoiler]
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never gotten detention but been kicked out of class , because some people made me just blast out laughing.
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Talked too much after finishing my work when others weren't finished yet.
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Rode a moped through school. 3 day suspension and 2 week detention.
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4 отв.For screaming Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car in the cafeteria and having 2 kids say ready to comply
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3 отв.I've never had a detention, I don't even know what you do if you get one.
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1 ответSlapped someone with cheese.
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2 отв.Poking an eraser with my pencil, I was bored.
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4 отв.Elementary School: 1. Some kid threw a rock at the back of a girl's head, causing a hospital visit. The kid said it was me, but a teacher who liked me proved otherwise. I still got a detention 2. Calling someone stupid 3. A friend and I lost our group on the way back from a play we were in. Once we made it to the classroom the teacher saw us and immediately sent us to the office. Middle School: 1. Some kid who hated me said i stabbed him in the neck with scissors. All he had were scratch marks on his neck that someone could easily make if they had an itch. Got 3 days detention 2. I was looking at someone's yugioh card and when this autist saw that i was "trying to steal it", he grabbed my face and started clawing at me, actually breaking skin. I have a tiny scar on my cheek now. I got detention for a week for bullying and trying to steal, and he didnt even get in trouble for basically assaulting me.
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1 ответThe best way I got detention was when the security guard left his golf cart on top of the hill by the outdoor portion of the cafeteria and just kicked the parking break off as I walked by and it went flying down the hill and flipped over and they made me watch the security cam footage of it and there were definitely bigger pieces of shit at that school than me so when I laughed about it they weren't all that mad but still got detention.
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2 отв.I was on a online group chat with some people on a school google doc, and I kept on calling this guy a crazy butt pirate who would win most likely to have sex with a beached whale as a joke and little did I know there was a teacher monitoring the chat lol 14 people got detention that day because of that chat
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31 отв.Well I just turned 13 xD and we don't do detention instead we do refelcten (don,t know how to spell it 😂)
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4 отв.I motor boated the shlt out of this girls Tig ole bitties during art class and was caught by my teacher(Mr.sisson). He was not pleased to say the least, and probably a little jealous/butt hurt cuz my gawd she was fine. Would I do it again? Yep
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Made a kid cry and snapped a pencil.
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5 отв.Got caught fingerblasting a girl at the back of the class while she was on her period. I tried to lie and play it off, but I got caught redhanded.
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13 отв.1) [spoiler]Forgetting my history book a few weeks in a row. Not only did i got detention for that, i also wasn't allowed into the classroom anymore for the rest of the year.[/spoiler] 2) [spoiler]This one day I really didn't feel much for going to school so my friend decided to take a day off. My French teacher bumped into us during her lunch break in the city. (._. )[/spoiler] 3) [spoiler]My younger sister got bullied by some guy during lunch. This had been going on for weeks. It reached the point where he would throw her lunch on the ground or spill his drink on her schoolbag... One day i was so sick and tired of it, i hit him in the face.[/spoiler] 4) [spoiler](Our geology teacher was the principal his wife) one day she had this white nearly see through pants on. The guy before me didn't understood something so she came to his desk, bending over so basically pushing her back in my face (._. ) i could see she was wearing a very small red tong so me, the 13 year old child i was thought it was funny to give a little paper to my friend with the words: Principal will have a good time tonight. He'll be happy tomorrow! my friend bursted out in laughter so our teacher asked her what was so funny and made her read it out loud. We both got detention. (Phones weren't that much of a thing yet) [/spoiler] 5) [spoiler]Biology class. Talking about sex related things. There was this girl i absolutely hated. everyone did. So, the teacher asked some questions about sex and that girl answered always right which made me go: Of course you would know. The teacher just nodded her head and looked at me with that look that says: Give her a break now. Class continued pretty normal with the usual little boys laughing at everything. Than the teacher asked something along the lines if we knew how to correctly use a condom. I looked at the girl but she didn't said anything. Which was a complete surprise to me. So me, not using my brains: Are you serious? You do not know how to correctly use a condom? Or how to correctly pull them on? Girl, that's important. How do you want to be a window girl if you don't know how to correctly use them? And i'm a bit afraid now... With all the sex you've had so far and the fact that you have no idea how to do safe sex, i suggest you go see a doctor and run some tests before you infect everyone in school with some disease. Detention (._. )[/spoiler]
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I sold homework. Some kid turned it in with his name on it.
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Mainly fights in middle school. Not turning in assignments in high school.
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Back in 2011 I think. Junior year of HS. It was the beginning of the year & my 8th period Literature teacher was basically a no show. We had subs basically the entire first semester. We got nothing, I mean NOTHING done. Everyday was a party & the substitutes stopped caring. One lady just stopped showing up altogether with no word to the principal. Other teachers & counselors & security came in almost everyday because how crazy it got. One day the Dean came in with the principal & a guy made a joke under his breath & I started laughing & was immediately pointed out as the ring leader. So, I kind of took the fall
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In 3rd grade I flipped off a girl....with my ring finger. Circa 2002
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1 ответIn year 7 the big fad was bayblades. Me and a two other mates decided it would be a good idea to organize betting. 2 weeks later we had started an underground schoolwide bayblade gambling ring. On a real we were actually running it well until teachers found out about the money. Served some serious detention time, but I still consider it a valuable business venture.
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For being a twat
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I was a good noodle in high school. But I did have to go to the detention room to deliver something for a teacher once. I didn't know where I was going and my teacher thought it was the most adorable thing ever.