You call that horror? You just got done working overtime in an attempt to make ends meet. As you're walking down the dimly lit sidewalk you decide to take a shortcut through a nearby alley way in hopes of making it home faster. You start making your way through the alley way. You stop in your tracks as your hear a faint sound from behind the dumpster a few feet away *choo* , *choo*. You continue down the alley way to investigate and all of a sudden A PRE-PATCH THORN JUMPS OUT FROM BEHIND THE DUMPSTER. You turn around and start sprinting through the way you came as fast as humanly possible. However you once again stop on your tracks as you hear a *TING* sound from around the corner. Your worst fears are realized as a pre-patch Sunbreaker holding a flaming hammer walks around the corner into the alley way. The thorn takes a shot straight at your heart as the Sunbreaker throws it's hammer directly at you. You manage to duck in time however the thorn shot and hammer collide in mid-air directly above you resulting in a nuclear explosion that destroyed the whole city. The end.