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5/14/2016 2:54:55 PM
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Porn is bad for you. You should all stop using it. The only porn that I've ever watched in order to get off was the hands-free orgasm frequency. Then, using that, I trained myself to ejaculate on command. Now I am superhuman. Porn is for the weak.
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Teach me your ways oh wise one. Please, I beg of thee.
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That sounds awesome.
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I know. I can also give other people orgasms just by looking at them in the eyes and putting forth the same energy that I use to make myself orgasm. Give yourself some credit. Don't watch filthy porn, that's disgusting. Either have sex with a real woman, or do it with your mind. You don't necessarily have to go hands free, but don't use porn, that's gross.
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[quote]I know. I can also give other people orgasms just by looking at them in the eyes and putting forth the same energy that I use to make myself orgasm. [/quote] Lol
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I love porn though.
