> Find cork
> Pull down pants
> Plug butt with cork
> Profit? I guess?
English
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Read this as, "Plug butt with cock."
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You know if that man/woman never farts for this point forward (assuming he/she is 8-20-ish) the gas build up from now till the day that person dies will be the equivilant to an atomic bomb.[spoiler]congratulations you just killed my children/grandchildren[/spoiler]
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Well... Don't shove a cork up your ass?
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Too late. That person may have already done a irreversible "plugging of the butt"
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Sit on the toilet and push.
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GOOD GOD MAN ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US ALL?! That will only compress the gas increasing the danger.
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