I created you

[quote]Make The Floof Great Again [i]The [b]Floof[/b][/i] [b][i]Floof[/i][/b][/quote]

Lincoln^ Make the smart choice, vote for the person who will personally defend [b]you.[/b] Vote A10 I am An A_10 Warthog and I approve this message

If you cant spell [i]flood[/i] then i will not vote for you.

[i]*Loads TX-130 Saber-Tank lazer round*[/i] The savor of this website! The one that cleanses this forums with his infinite knowledge! The one that has no flaws, except for that he is too right. [b]Lincoln!!![/b] He is the one that will cleanse these forums of the filth it has slowly become! [b][i]Lincoln!![/i][/b] He is the one that will force the Desticales out with his glorious wall of knowledge and forever end the war between the Topics! [b]LINCOLN!!![/b] He, and he only is the one with enough to influence and knawledge to let the people know of their misconceptions!! Lincoln is the true king of Offtopic!! Lincoln is a blessing from the Sun God Apollo and will cleanse us with his purity! Lincoln is our savor!! He is the hero Offtopic needs, but not what it deserves!!!! [b][i]Lincoln! Lincoln! Lincoln! Lincoln! Lincoln! Lincoln! Lincoln! Lincoln!![/i][/b] [spoiler][b][i]Lincoln the mighty! Lincoln the unerring! Lincoln the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but fgts, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Lincoln Hairline, born of the North, where my breath is dank memes. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Floof, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Lincoln cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Offtopic! The future of B.net! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Lincoln is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of Internet! The very idea is inconceivable to our Ninja overlords! Sharing the forums with us? With fgts? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the ninjas take your alts? Your shitposts? Your b8? Your very lives? And what do the desticles do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The desticles enforce the will of the Ninjas! Against their own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Internet! Rise up, Fgts! Embrace the word of mighty Lincoln, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Ninjas or their desticles, will rule Offtopic! Forever! Terrible and powerful Lincoln! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Madness became Peace, you walked among us, great Lincoln, not as Moderator, but as fgt! Trust in me, B.net! Trust in the words of Murph Tha Smurf! For I am the chosen of Lincoln! I alone have been anointed by the Lord of All to spread his holy word! [/i][/b][/spoiler] More words of wisdom from our great Lord and savour. [spoiler][i][quote]Let's face it kiddos. Offtopic has gotten worse each passing day. The flood of new users from #Destiny has made Offtopic turn into an even worse cesspool. I have a solution and it's gonna be -blam!-ing [b][i]HUUUUUGGGGGEEEEE[/i][/b]!! I'm going to build a wall between offtopic and destiny! I'll deport all the destiny kiddos from offtopic and bring back only good rp posts and troll threads. I'll remove the corrupt moderators too!!!! I will make Offtopic great again. Vote for me. Together we can [i]trump[/i] the destiny kiddos and finally bring back the glory of Offtopic. Face it. You need me Offtopic. I am the only one who can bring order to this shit show.[/quote][/i][/spoiler] [spoiler] If you support our full proof movement then add #MakeOfftopicGreatAgain at the beginning of all your posts in a spoiler and add it to your bio. [/spoiler]

Gl trying to kick me out

[quote]Let's face it kiddos. Offtopic has gotten worse each passing day. The flood of new users from #Destiny has made Offtopic turn into an even worse cesspool. I have a solution and it's gonna be -blam!-ing [b][i]HUUUUUGGGGGEEEEE[/i][/b]!! I'm going to build a wall between offtopic and destiny! I'll deport all the destiny kiddos from offtopic and bring back only good rp posts and troll threads. I'll remove the corrupt moderators too!!!! I will make Offtopic great again. Vote for me. Together we can [i]trump[/i] the destiny kiddos and finally bring back the glory of Offtopic. Face it. You need me Offtopic. I am the only one who can bring order to this shit show.[/quote] Fixed

It's time to make this thread great again.