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3/7/2016 4:03:31 AM
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Awkward Things at School?
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I'm the only white kid in a class of other races
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14 отв.When your like me and 45% of the time you talk like caboose and 45% you talk too smart
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2 отв.I'm Scottish, and in my high school there are three distinct social groups to which you can belong: [u]1. The 'Casuals'[/u] The everyday normal individual who doesn't really give a crap. Enjoy a good laugh, but doesn't make a scene. Can be shy and introverted, or confident and extroverted. Usually very happy in their skin. Don't stress too much over school work, but still makes an effort. Sadly in the minority on my school. [u]2. The 'Gifted'[/u] The ones who cry when they get under 90% on a test or think that whatever sport they do is the most important and defining feature of their personality. Usually put themselves above Casuals. Usually get very touchy when talking about their subject or sport. Can be aggressive when taunted. [u]3. The 'Cool Kids'[/u] These delightful individuals are those who love to be assholes. These are the ones who talk with chav accents and walk around like they are on top of the world. These people like to pick fights and think they are the epitome of coolness. Usually smoke, do drugs, have strange hair colours and are on the booze during school hours. Usually racist, homophobic and sexist. Put themselves on top of the social ladder within the school. If you aren't one of them you are nothing, in their eyes. It's extremely encouraging to hear the 1st years (12-13 year olds) discuss who they've been "shagging" over the weekend. I have so much faith in the next generation.
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2 отв.We were on our phones for life science I needed the wifi password so my teacher let me see his phone he left the history on so I go on it and I see porn hub
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8 отв.But seriously some stupid fudge nuggets were vaping in my English class while THE TEACHER WAS TALKING. The guy who brought the vaper(?) he almost got expelled.
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2 отв.HS. Went to school even though I was sick. Had a runny nose all day, but it was fine because I could just go get tissues. Then, I got to science. Mega test I forgot about. Questions were easy AF, but I couldn't get up because the teacher would be all "you cheating devil" so I just sat there, wallowing in fluids that never stopped spraying out of my nose. It sucked because we shared desks too. RIP my life.
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5 отв.Spinning your pencil in your hand during a test when the class is quiet. then the pencil slips out and lands in the front of the class, and you realize that's your only pencil and you still have half the test to finish, so you have to get up in front of the class who decides "let's stare into this -blam!-ers soul"
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Crapping my pants
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17 отв.I popped a boner in English while giving a presentation in front of the whole class
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2 отв.When you're asleep and dream about tripping and have a mini freak out and everyone stares at you
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1 ответWhen you can play on your phone and the teacher asks you to help her with something
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Sneeze and you got snot stuck on your sleeve but you are in the middle of a quiz. Fml. [spoiler]And no napkins![/spoiler]
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This kid who yells "AUTISM IS MY POWER!!!", came up to me and my girlfriend and said "I wanna -blam!- you!" And leaves. My girlfriend looks at me and I say "I have no idea who he is talking to to be honest, I could be either of us at this point." Everyone was looking at us XD
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Halloween, 2006 We were allowed to wear our costumes that year. I was some phantom or something. Then these 2 kids came in wearing nothing but underwear and those horse head masks. Next day I moved. True story. ~[i]Walrus[/i]
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1 ответWhen you and your crush sit next to each other and are partners for science class, and everyone calls you out for having a crush on her ("hey everyone lets -blam!- this guy's day up" -teacher)
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4 отв.Изменено (Parvenu Walrus): 3/23/2016 1:19:49 PMWeebs who think wearing anime t-shirts and fox ears to school is socially acceptable. [spoiler]like, I watch some anime on the down low, but not like this. Dont do that in public.[/spoiler] Also yesterday me and my friend were talking to my crush, and he asked her how deep the average vagina was. The worst part is that she still thinks he's hot.
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1 ответSadly true haha
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4 отв.During 11th grade, I had this woodshop class at about 7:45 a.m. He had us arranged in groups of four around these weird square-like "tables." There was this sophomore who sat across from me. For whatever reason, if I left my hand lying on the table, he'd just put his hand right over mine and just leave it there. I looked at him the fourth time because I was working on something and he just looked at me and continued talking shit to the other two. I had made this wooden jewelry box, and when I placed it on the table to admire its glory, he put his hand on mine, but this time I moved, so he opted to lean on the jewelry box in place of my hand and then gives me a look. Weird fcking guy, man Like, I'm not sure if he was just being an ass or if he really just liked my hand because it was always my right hand, which is a problem for me.
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My friend was in gym class one time and some redneck kid walks up to him and does a 'fighting stance' in which he puts his left hand up and pretends to reel a fishing rod with the other. Kid throws a punch, my friend just dances around him and he can actually see the look on his face as his brain just... Melts down and stops working. And my friend was even challenged to fight because he was called "Jew-boy" because of his "jew-fro"(look it up).
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4 отв.Изменено (ALoafOfBagels): 3/17/2016 4:31:21 AMAll the pasty white boys with their flatbill hat with a shitty sports team on it, red american eagle sweatshirt, aeropostale jeans, and converses feeling up their girlfriends in the middle of the goddamn hallway. Not even awkward just annoying as hell. Awkward would be the insect furries. [spoiler]I'll call them "buggies", they all exchange pictures of half-human half-insect drawings[/spoiler] One more thing, and I want you do this because it is hilarious: [spoiler]Trigger the feminists in whatever way you can. Its friggin funny how they get so defensive and their jimmies get all rustled so they never know what to do...[/spoiler]
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16 отв.The weird kid named anakin sits down at the table in the cafeteria that no one else sits at because it was permanently labeled "the sex booth" after two deliquents got it on after school. Right when he sat down the entire cafeteria started yelling and screaming. Couldnt help but feel kinda bad when he ran out crying....
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1 ответИзменено (NaveArcade): 3/24/2016 11:48:58 PM1. Being the first one to finish a test but not turning it in yet because if you do and get a bad grade the teacher thinks you rushed 2. no walls(guys only)
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6 отв.6th grade, outskirts of SC, September 7 2010 This kid had a small YouTube channel with nothing but Minecraft. He decides to start selling His own Merchandise, he had less than 20 subs, literally every day he kept asking people "you wanna but these swag shirts bro" they were 20 each for a white T shirt with his channel name plastered on it, I said "id rather wipe my ass with 20 dollars" then he said " oh yeah I forgot the only game you n****s like is running from the police" I then proceeded to deliver 3 swift blows to his face, principals then take is, told em what happened o only get 5 days he got 7. That kid never messed with me again ~Zeratu
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5 отв.~Working really hard to pass math during senior year ~fail the final by one point. ~Refuse them to bump it up cause I don't like hand outs ~Teacher calls me a idiot ~Call her a dumb -blam!- and " your a 48 year old teacher who hates kids, and your gonna call a 18 year old a idiot?" ~Proceed to tell her I will do more with my life before 30, th She will ever achieve. ~drop out about a week or so later ~Start working in the family company ~Leave spend 8 months in Hawaii ~come back ~Work ~Work ~Work ~Work ~Now I own said company and live a great life. ~Still haven't used algebra (dumb bitch lied) I have to o out to that highschool next week, gonna say "hello" to her.
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6 отв.Well this issent really ankward just funny: In Sweden we have national tests that can sometimes last for very long so kids are allowed to bring some light snack to school. Well in the middle of the test the guy to my right pulls out a fūcking waffle iron and waffle mix, plugs it in and then proceeds to make waffles.
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7 отв.Talking to the girl who doesn't realize you have seen her nudes
