You are a Destiny Server. You give random error messages to people. Always jealous of your dedicated cousins. You have been taken. There is a knife for you. It is shaped like [lag]. Take up the knife. Make it your companion app. Take your new shape.

Can't speak for app. But as far as in game lag goes. It will only get worse. This is because the game works on peer2peer stuff. So if your host is far away you will get a laggy game. Now while a game is popular and you have lots of local people you are fine. But as destiny playerbase has dropped off a cliff the lag is only getting way worse as it has to look further and further away to find a game

Well you know that kid deej hired to watch bungie while they are on vacation. I heard he was sniffing the destiny exclusive scratch n sniff eris stickers and got a lil buzzed and launched the new dlc. Thats what's going on.

RANT COMING Golden gun hitting CLEARLY. LIKE THEY AREN'T MVOING, AT CLOSE RNAGE and I miss (happened to me when I went against tripleWRECK this thursday at 1 -2 AM) Golden gun not OHK a lot of the time Massive golden gun damage falloff Meeles not working or hittign and doing 0 damage Meele perks not working (so a TITAN melee can hit me THAT far, but my blinkstrike or throwing kinfe can't?!) Shoulder Charge hitting at ridicolus rnage (I blinked 4 feet in the air, and shoulder charge goes 2 meters distance and into the air, doesn't hit yet I'm dead Serious delay on anything Getting OHK on super by a primary no joke Ar Blade melee hits not hitting, and the lunging on the air/ground is broken Healing abilites triggers randomly The double down witht hsi and a buff ability perk triggering randomly Axion Bolt doesn't trigger or work if I throw it and die OR does damage. The same for arc and solar bolt Solar Bolt doing no damage Not trading with someone when I SHOULD. Tripmine grenades killign at RIDICOLUS rnages (I mean 4-10 METERS) far My tripmines doing 2 or 3 damage, or not exploding at all! Tripmiens grenades work after DEATH, unlike almsot every grenade, yet my axions do not! Skip Greandes OHK instanly or tracking for more than 45 SECONDS Suros Regime doing 25 to the head 18 to the body with focused fire Firefly and Nerchocrasm explosion delay Tracking on Nothing Manancles not working or barely doing anything Fist of Havoc doing little damage Fist of Havoc barely hitting people even when 2 or 3 feet away Fist of Havoc hitting people WAYYYYY to far away on the ground ESPECIALLY on the air Nova Bomb not OHK people or doing little damage/range Bloom doing NOTHING Fusion grenades falling off for O reason Fusion grenades having tracking beyond ridicolus Grenades doing no damage/OHK when they should Smoke not stopping people or doing nothing to invis you/allies or damaging enemies Smoke working WELL outside its intended rnage (I mean, get hit for half a second and for 5 seconds I can't do SHIT) Hunter vortex grenade doing DOUBLE damage compared tot he warlock vortext greande and lasting WAY longer Landfall blinding people Landfall not OHK when on top of enemies Landfall OHK from ridicolus range Stormtrance perk that heals and lasts longer not working Stormtrance perk that helas and lasts longer not working if you ahve the exotic that gives 2 melees/ Storm grenade doing no damage or killing people not in the range Hunter melee TWICE as fats as any other melee, even if the warlock/titan uses a perk that speeds up melees LAG Green bar not a good connection Red bar having a good connection Red bars being unkillable yet when I'm red barring I'm killed TWICE as fast Solar Wind got nerfed and is useless PART 2 coming

People are still playing?

I was apparently too high up in the shade fighting oryx and bumped my head and died. Four of us were taking him down and he was about to slam and I jumped and fired and we killed him and I died in the air all the way across the bubble from him. Only conclusion is I jumped too high and hit my head. Third round challenge mode.

I haven't been in crucible yet because of all the lag but strange things have been happening in PvE too. I was playing on the Dreadnaught today and dead Cabal Legionnaires started randomly falling out of the sky for no reason and everyone there seemed to be lagging which is weird because I've never had problems with lag before but I was playing strikes and suddenly I'm red bar. And while playing the Weekly Heroic I got one hit killed by a Goblin several times which doesn't make any sense. Also my Vanity has started crashing the game again, I thought Bungie fixed that bug months ago but when Firefly and Luck in the Chamber proc at the same time my game crashes. It's chaos.

It's really crumbling. Have had my worse pvp experience yesterday, with random deaths, floating bodies, enemies not disappearing after dieing and so much more.

"The Architects" kd must be crazy good

How To Get Rid Of A Floating Dead Body In The Crucible For Dummies (Hunters)

Working as intended. Next update they will say it was a planned event and they hope we enjoyed it :)

I feel bad for all the Christmas noobs that are experiencing the game like this. It must really feel shitty for the kid that got Destiny for christmas and instead of a decent game received a turd. Should of asked for BO3 or Fallout kiddo, at least those devs give a -blam!-...

It's been falling apart and dieing since ttk came out

Bungie is on vacation until Jan 21. Apparently they have 0 employees covering.

TWILIGHT GARRISON!!! HAS RNG BLESSED YOU W TG!? CUZ IF IT HAS THEN CONGRATULATIONS CUZ YOU NOW OWN JESUS' LIFE JACKET!!!!! SURE ITS UGLY AND NONE OF YOUR SHADERS WILL MATCH. THEY MIGHT ASK YOU HOW WEIGHT WATCHERS IS GOING OR IF WEVE GOTTEN OUR THYROIDS CHECKED. YOU MIGHT END UP HUMPING RANDOM AREAS OF THE MAP TRYING TO ACTIVATE IT. BUT REST YOUR BREASTS, ADJUST YOUR BUST, DONT HAVE A RACK ATTACK, BECAUSE YOURE NOW A GAY MYTHICAL CREATURE W THE POWER OF FLIGHT!!!!! OFFENSE. DEFENSE. DOESNT MATTER CUZ YOURE HALFWAY ACROSS THE UNIVERSE ALREADY! HUNTER CHASING YOU W HIS FACTORY REJECT DILDOS? BYE!!! WARLOCK JACKED OFF KASPERS PURPLE COUSIN AND GOING TO PLAY HIS SPUNK TRUMPET FOR YOU!? NOPE! GOOD LUCK TRYING TO HIT US W THOSE PROBABLY NOT 4 GOLDEN GUN SHOTS CUZ WEVE UNSANK THE TITANIC AND TAUGHT IT HOW TO FLY!! WARLOCK DRANK LIGHT SABER FUEL AND CAME BACK TO LIFE!? NO NEED TO REPEAT YOURSELF CUZ WE IGNORED YOU THE FIRST TIME JUST FINE. BLINK SHOT GUN!? GOOD LUCK TRYING TO CATCH MICHAEL J FOX WITH A JET PACK!!! HUNTER W BONES? PFFFFT LESBIAN FRANKENSTEIN CALLED AND SHE WANTS HER SHOES BACK!! OH WHATS THAT? YOU CANT HEAR US? CUZ WE SKATED AWAY ALREADY!!! FELLOW TITAN BRO W SHOULDER CHARGE!? TAE KWON DONT CUZ WE KNOW AIR KARATE. DEFENDER TITAN W BUBBLE!? FLY BY HIS TOWER WHILE YOUR FRIENDS RAID THAT DISCO BALL. SUNBREAKER TITAN!? moment of silence....AAAAAND REAL TIME LEFT SWIPE CUZ YOU DEF CANT HIT ANYTHING W THOSE RUBBER MALLETS. STORM CALLER!? NO WORRIES WHILE WE MAKE LIKE A WOMAN DRIVER AND GET LOST! KATNISS TRYING TO SHADE STEP ON YOU? TAKE IT TO THE AIR IN WHATEVER SUBCLASS YOU PLEASE SO THEY CAN TASTE YOUR GAINBROW STRAP ON YOUR TG SO YOU CAN BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE UNIVERSE..AND THEN FLY THREW IT!! Possible side effects include but aren't limited to:[i]motion sickness, spontaneous impregnation, havingzerochill, sexually transmitted crazy mouth, tasting the color magenta[/i]