Lol that's like the best shit you can get!! You don't kill anybody, you just put them to sleep. Few years in jail if anything. Edit: I'm barely reading the scenario. It could still be useful but you're basically -blam!-ed.

Lmfao the edit saved you my man. Glad you didn't take out the original post for some lol's. But yea, against zombies? -blam!- me dude. You can barely kill them as is unless you shoot them in the head and sever their brain. And don't even get me started on if there are any Brutes, Hunters, Spitters, Nechromorphs, etc.