Whether it be going on Disney.com without parents permission or shooting someone with your left elbow then let me hear it
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#Destiny
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I punched Sepik's to death with my Titan. No guns, abilities only.
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2 отв.Изменено (SXF Infinity): 8/31/2015 7:33:08 PMHA!!! Disney.com is so tame, I go on Nick.com and play monkeyquest without parents permission. And yes I know I'm hardcore
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I went to idkwhatididthatwasbad.com, without perm.
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7 отв.Sometimes I park in handicap spaces [spoiler]while handicap people make handicap faces..[/spoiler] ooooooh, I'm an Asshole le o le o le o I really don't park I handicap spaces bUT it reminded me of good ol dennis leary
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1 ответI ate an after eight at 7:59 pm.
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Took my teachers pencil! Ooooooooohhhhh!!!! I'm so bad!
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You know that weird taste you woke up with this morning? [spoiler]Yeah, that was me.[/spoiler]
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I audibled out of the run so i could be the superbowl hero. FML
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5 отв.Drank a coke with the name Jeff on it. My name is Eddie. What.
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I logged onto Disney.com without parent permission
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4 отв.I stood up even though I'm not the real Slim Shady :(
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3 отв.Cut the tag off my mattress and fed it to my cat. THUG LIFE!
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1 ответT bagged the hell out of a team losing by 15,000 points in control
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Making you was a letdown -_-
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3 отв.Whipped but didn't nae nae
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2 отв.One time.. I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.. [spoiler]with the crusts.[/spoiler]
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1 ответwhen i was like 6 i legit stole a pack of gum from likd a walgreens then decided it would be a good idea to brag about it to my parents
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1 ответDuring a port visit in France while I was in the Navy I was mistaken for Pitbull by some French girls. Went club hopping until late hours of the morning with a group of 30 plus. Still not sure what happened after midnight.
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8 отв.I left my trials crew midgame to have sex with my girlfriend once
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"What is worst thing you've done on the Internet?" Is one of the better ways to phrase that question, friend.
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2 отв.Once I played against a guy in rumble who beat the shit out of me, I blocked him so I would never play with him again.
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1 ответWhen I was 15 (17 years ago) a few friends and I were walking around the neighborhood looking through cars and found a jeep Cherokee with the keys in it. We brought it on a joy ride and got it stuck on the beach during low tide. Not sure what happen to it afterwards but I'm pretty sure high tide would of done some damage. [spoiler]I'm not proud of this one bit. A few of those kids are still terrible people. It was the wrong crowd for sure. It was a thrilling time though.[/spoiler]
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1 ответMy junior year in high school, my friend was talking about loosing weight. It was pretty close to spring break and we had just went over the World Wars in U.S. History, so I said "Spring Break at Auschwitz!" It would have been fine, except we were in the library, and I said it kind of loud. I have never had so many strange looks from people I know that that day.
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I upper decked a toilet a couple weeks ago at a bar in san Diego, ahhhh vacations.