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8/29/2015 9:02:10 PM
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Say the baddest thing you did
Whether it be going on Disney.com without parents permission or shooting someone with your left elbow then let me hear it
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#Destiny
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26 отв.Изменено (CharlesShwab): 9/2/2015 3:08:43 AMWhen I was in 4th grade my mom got cancer, and one kid at school always gave me a hard time about how I wasn't going to have a mom anymore. After a few weeks I started taking the screws out of things in school. Desks/outlet covers/that type stuff. I put all the screws in the kids locker. Started a rumor that kid was doing it all. Principal checked his locker, and found all the screws and the screwdriver. He got expelled for destroying school property. Don't regret it Edit: My mom is fine. Cancer survivor for over a decade
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I Didn't eat the booty like groceries
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5 отв.I've done a lot of bad stuff but some of the more minor stuff included: Staying with my ex just so I could get closer to my current girlfriend before we started dating (not proud). Tracking down these guys who had tried to run over my friend and I and stole their golf club (regret nothing, my eighth grade self felt quite badass). I did my fair share of shoplifting when I was little. I mean, how could I [i]not[/i] take that sweet candy pop ring thing? Accidentally tore open my friend's belly in elementary school with my toe nail. I had sharpened my toe nail to a point (like a dagger) and warned everybody I was going to attack someone (I don't know wtf was going through my mind). Care to hear more?
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5 отв.I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life
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I was the last one in front of atheon, everybody else was dead, i was holding the shield, i shot a energy ball at im and i killed im just before i died
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7 отв.*destiny year 10* Me: *looks at vault* Me: *sees shadow price at 365 damage* Me: *smiles* Me: well hello my old friend. I haven't used you in a while. Let's go for a raid. Me: *takes into raid from year 5* Shadow price: *attempts to kill level 100 enemy, but it it takes 3 & 1/2 mags to down weakest variant of enemy* Me: oh that's not good my friend. Not good at all. Me: *goes to tower to reminisce in vanilla times* Me: you know shadow price, we had a good run together. You were my first legendary I ever obtained. I treasured you for 10 years in my vault. But now I must do the thing I have avoided doing for ten years Me: *unlocks shadow price* Me: it's for the best shadow price. I still love you, and I always will. But I think we both understand that this has to happen now. Me: *starts to cry as I start dismantling shadow price* Me: it is done. Me: *plants weapon parts next to parkour tree* rest in pieces shadow price... Rest silently.. *2 days later* Bungie: as a token of appreciation and dedication to playing destiny and to your old weapons (don't lie, we know you kept some >:)) ALL weapons may ow be ascended to 200 light level. You're welcome. :) Me: *cries and continues to hand over money*
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I scraped off the icing on an Oreo and threw it away. I then proceeded to chew, gag, and spit out the cookie.
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9 отв.Sold Ghorn
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10 отв.Clop. It's like porn, but with ponies.
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7 отв.Изменено (camdian612): 8/31/2015 6:36:12 PMI didn't break my kik Kat bar when I ate it I just ate it like a normal candy bar
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3 отв.I went to mcdonalds [spoiler]and ordered a salad[/spoiler]
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I'm the person that uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't replace it
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2 отв.I ride my bike with no handle bars.
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Did crota raid the legit way once.....rebel for life!!!
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1 ответI took a dump....[spoiler]and did not wipe....[/spoiler]
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The baddest thing I did? YO MOMMA [playground goes wild]
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3 отв.i dont think i can say what because it will most likely be met with ninja justice.
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Изменено (CaptMark): 9/2/2015 2:26:44 AMTwo idiots died right as Taniks appeared with his scorch cannon. I left. I dunno how I get put with such bad players all the time on strikes.
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Let go of an silent but deadly in the backseat of a policecruiser and the cops then drove me home so I could use the bathroom.. true story :-)
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Once I entered Walmart through the exit doors.
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11 отв.Not to brag, but i play the Wii without the safety strap.
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Broke up with my gf on Valentine's Day at a taco bell drive thru.
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Legend/PGCR?instanceId=3357203909&characterId=2305843009224251856 and I told my friends that they sucked...
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1 ответИзменено (Sasquatch_69_): 8/31/2015 7:58:32 AMCheck me out so me and two buddies were doing trials last week and we went up against 3 hunters they whooped our ass 4-0 like nothing but then we were like naw eat a bag of dicks we tied the next three rounds lmao THEN we beat them 4 rounds straight lol the last match we gave them hell but they popped two blade dancers :/ but it was epic af (hopefully someone thinks so too)
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Изменено (Sobieske): 8/31/2015 7:14:43 AMMy best friend mains a shoulder charger titan, and his alt is a RB spam blade dancer. His primary.... thorn and or tlw. Worst mistake ever. [spoiler]i knew i shoulda had him buy another game. [/spoiler]
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1 ответi stole the cookie from the cookie jar
