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Изменено (Hawk, The Maidenless):
7/16/2015 3:00:07 AM
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HELP!! THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!!
I have really bad ocd and arachnophobia. I was playing with a friend when i felt something walking on my leg. I looked down and there was a spider f[u]u[/u]ck moving around on it. My first act was to get it off me. I smacked near it to stun it then kicked. Its been an hour and i cant find it anywhere. My ocd is just fueling the fear. Help me.
Edit: I think it might have bitten me before I kicked it. My leg is itchy where it was
Edit 2: looked under my bed (a queen size mat on the floor). No spider. Did find a beetle cut in half down there though. Found some peppermint oil and put that all over my room. Spiders hate that shit, right?
Edit 3: No spider yet. Started to interrogate other spiders around for their friend. Have to say, its not easy water boarding spider.
Edit 4: I found the f[b]uck[/b]er!! I put a cup over his ass so he couldnt run and i ran out of the room to get a shoe. When i got back i lifted the cup and he wasnt there! I checked inside the cup and nothing!! Wtf the spider must be lagswitching! His connection was green one minute, then as soon as he knew he was fu[b]ck[/b]ed he went red bar!! God damn it bungie!!!!
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1 ответ[quote]God damn it bungie!!!![/quote]
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That cheating -blam!-er
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2 отв.Get your microwave and put it in your room. Cook multiple items in it. Let spider become radioactive and bite you. Become spiderman. Profit.
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1 ответU must have sex with spider
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2 отв.burn your house down so that you dont have to deal with this Also dont be dumb and actually do it
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╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ [b][i][u]SWIGGITY SWOOGITY, NO ONE WANTS YOUR BOOTY!!![/u][/i][/b]
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[quote]I was playing with my friend[/quote] O bby
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5 отв.If you're not in Australia it doesn't matter. You've got nothing on us! We have huntsmans that come inside during winter and they are about the size of a mans hand, fingers included, hairy and just sit there on the wall for days, watching, waiting, and then they're gone. No one knows where... Also have funnel web spiders which will kill you in minutes and are very, very common even in inner city suburbs. They are also massive. Also need to check for red backs every time you go to the toilet, similar to black widows. Don't get me started on drop bears
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2 отв.go outside and shout "DOES ANYONE HAVE A MOLOTOV
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1 ответYou'll need to skip town but you'll need to eradicate the threat first.
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1 ответGuardian down
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Easy: back slowly out of the room, don't turn your back on it and grab a napkin then: [spoiler]burn the house to the ground.[/spoiler] [spoiler]when the firefighters come to put out the fire, burn it again[/spoiler]
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1 ответBurn the house down
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1 ответ
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4 отв.Step on it?
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2 отв.Last week I was drying out my hair, and I turned around to pop a zit, and there was probably a inch long spider on my cheek.
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Have fun.
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Don't make meh call spooder over here
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2 отв.git gud m8
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SHOOT IT with A FLAMTHROWER
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Go in there grab it nice and firm, then eat it. Only then will your fears pass.
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Изменено (Lotus): 7/15/2015 11:01:35 AMI've seen so many spiders in my room that I no longer care.
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amputate the leg
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Stop being a pussy and go kill it
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1 ответWhat did the spider look like? Some bites take a while to kick in
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2 отв.Burn the house down
