I will now post my story about the first time I met SmoggyPluto... Oh man, [b]Smoggy[/b] is the reason I... The reason I.... *sniffle* He's EVERYTHING to me! I still remember that one night... That horrible, cruel dark night.... I was alone, by myself on the moon. Hungry, tired, and desperate. I've been trapped in these tunnels for days, and the Hive simply would not stop assaulting me. I was in search of it. It HAD to be here! I could feel it's presence. I had been wanting it for what seemed to be years. I had the desire to just have at least a glimpse of it... Just a single glimpse to know that it was real was more than enough to satisfy me. I continued on through the tunnels. I could hear Wizards nearby; their screams echoing throughout the place. It was horrifying. I could just imagine their scarred faces smiling as they unleashed barrages of mini clusters that would erode my armor. I could hear the snarls of Knights waiting to completely decimate me. I took a gulp, hesitated, then resumed walking towards them. I froze. A few feet ahead of me I saw the most unimaginable horror that I could have ever imagined in an unimaginable world that I had imagined using my imagination. There, growling at me, with its claws waiting to rip into my flesh, stood none other than a thrall. I was terrified. Never had I faced such a beast of a creature. To this very day I still have nightmares of its power. I stepped back. It made a break for me. I screamed as I attempted to run away. The Thrall chased me until he had me up against a wall. I thought I was a goner. This was it. I was about to die. I would finally be free.... Free from the limitations of life, and RNG. Heck, I would be free from that old cryptarch. But death just seemed so sudden and disgusting, but maybe it was because the thrall had bad breath. Then, out of the corner of my eye I see an explosion that hit the ground 90 yards away from me. Then, a few seconds later I saw this projectile fly across the hall and hit the thrall in the face! I was saved! What caused this miracle? I turned and there he was. The Legend, the immortal son of a biscuit friggin' Blackbeard Mufasa King of the circle of life Jr. The savior of dogs! And now, he was my savior. "Impressive huh? It took me about 10 minutes to aim this dang thing, but I was dead on!" He said with a voice so heavenly that it made Morgan Freeman have an orgasm. He pointed to his weapon. And there it was! None other than the legendary exotic Ghallajorn! I stood in awe as I gaze upon it's glory. His armor shined like a tire. You could tell he's been in many battles, for he had bullet holes in his chestpiece, with an inscription written under them: "Taken in order to save my beloved buddy WedgedLam" Wow! What a hero! He took bullets to save his fellow guardian! "Now what are you trying to do guardian?" He said with a voice that have me a raging boner. "I need to kill this dude so I can get this thing." I stated casually. "...although I thought it was over for me..." He placed his hand on my shoulder. "It's not ogre... It's never ogre." He said with a soothing voice. I squealed. "Cum on, let's finish this." We ran to the final boss and one shot from his Ghallahorn hit a rock 500m away from him and a round hit the boss in the balls and he was killed instantly. I was astounded. I looked to the top right corner of my HUD to see if I found it... YES! I got it! It was finally mine! I never had one before! And now, I have one for my very own! In my inventory shines my very first Ascendant Shard. I was so lucky! Only one in a million guardians have ever laid their eyes upon it. And now I own it! As I went to turn to thank him, Smoggy was already dancing.... Dancing.... He was... He was dancing.... He. Danced. When. No. One. Else. Would. He did it, for me.