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5/7/2015 6:55:18 AM
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Is it just me? I see sex toys
Is it me or do all the exotic weapons sound like sex toys?? Like Hard Light, Thorn, Thunderlord...and so on. I'll let you decide
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3 RepliesVex Mythoclast- as we are all vexed, it helps us locate the mythological clitoris Plan C- Well, the morning after pill is Plan B,. This is Plan C. Pocket Infinity- For the guy that wants a pocket pussy that he can shoot round after round into. Super Good Advice- Use a sex toy instead of -blam!-ing a complete stranger and getting herpes. Strangers are full of herpes. Truth- is where you seek it...in a vagina. Has proximity detonation, the perk is also known as premature ejaculation. The Last Word- most of the women I've dated enjoyed getting this in. Invective- I've got nothing. Gimme a few minutes and I'll have a few more slugs to pump into you.
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9 RepliesRed death looks like a dildo
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2 RepliesI see dead people...
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2 Replies[quote]Is it me or do all the exotic weapons sound like sex toys?? Like Hard Light, Thorn, Thunderlord...and so on. I'll let you decide[/quote] Huh No, they don't sound like sex toys to me.... Are you high?
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4 Replies( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆: ・ﾟ Swiggity Swooty I Summon Thy Booty
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6 RepliesGjallarhorn The last word Anything is a sex toy if your mind is perverted enough. Even that cactus over there.
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4 RepliesSo I hit this chick up one time at a bar. After a few Icebreakers we started to talk. We were both DtF so we headed to a hotel. She hopped in the shower to clean up so I picked up the universal remote and layed on the bed, I had nothing but patience and time. After she came out she said there was a problem. Truth be told I wasn't bothered, I just put on some protection to keep her red death from getting all over my thorn. We started getting busy the rythm was nice...hard light...hard light...for most of the night. When I woke up in the morning I realized this 10 was more of a 4. She was asleep on my arm...time for plan c. I tapped her shoulder and told her I had to pee...this dog had dragons breath! I got dressed quick and ran like hell, the last word I heard was "call me!!!!!"
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It's you.
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The Black Hammer has a precision vag bonus.
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Actually Husk of the Pit
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3 RepliesWtf... [spoiler]F u in the A, and have a nice day[/spoiler]
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The 4th Horseman. Lifesize and countrywize inflatable partner for her pleasure. Batteries not included.
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1 ReplyDon't forget the vex pleasure beads.
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I know what you mean: Mida Multi tool Red Death Super Good Advice Suros Regime (wait...) Invective (um...that's not right...) Gjallarhorn (OK, WTF!) [spoiler]I can see for some, but maybe you're just experiencing a form of apophenia? [/spoiler]
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4 RepliesHmm have lots of toys... Never found myself thinking the guns sounded that way... Now I must experiment
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Mida multi-tool
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3 RepliesBlack hammer....... nuff said
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1 ReplyEdited by mrmanjob372: 5/7/2015 4:27:58 PMThe ram ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Nyphocast
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Stranger's Riffle- when women have one night stands after getting hammered at the club with the girls all night.
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1 ReplyAfter I'm done combusting her with my icebreaker I'm gonna give her a poke with my thorn and if that doesn't make her go to no land beyond I'll try plan c and whip out my pocket infinity
