Thanks for the bump, then? Btw, it's "Too long; didn't read." Never forget the semicolon.

Ah yes; the semi-est of all the colons must never be forgotten! Thank you grammar police! Salad for lunch!

Then you use a semicolon wrong. Nice! It's not even so much the grammar police as the phrase is in common usage all over the place and even people who can't really read use it right just because of its ubiquity. Haven't you seen "tl;dr" hundreds of times in the internet? You would think that would stick, just on a visual memory basis alone. Anyway, I figure the best way to respond to a stupid response is with another stupid response. At least I was trying to help with your grammar. Thanks for the bump, at least, even if you couldn't be bothered to read for 30 seconds.

I did; it on purpose! You so smart; Edit Yes, I have seent it! No! I don't ca're if my punctuation is correc't!

Nicely done, I guess? > Has poor grammar > Uses poor grammar > Gets called out for poor grammar > Is offended > Uses poor grammar again > Pretends it was on purpose At least you're good for a laugh.

Where in my replies do I appear offended? Asshats bein' asshats.