I will be the Perfect Pope, the Legendary Pope that all other Popes will aspire to. I will use my power to travel back in time to touch myself as a child, and tell him/me:
[i]I am the touch of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the hand in the darkness. I am truth...
Ally to good! Nightmare to you![/i]
[i]Super Catholic Pope![/i]
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[quote]I I will use my power to travel back in time to touch myself as a child [/quote] Regardless of being -blam!-ed up on so many different levels, that the best one I've heard all day! Here, you win the interwebz.