As most of you might know, the current pope is quitting his job, and they are looking for a new one.
Just wondering, would you want to be the pope? Do you have what it takes?
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11 답변작성자: Sillypug45 2/13/2013 12:20:05 AMFirst you would need a special talent for covering up pedophile rackets. Second a hatred for the Jewish people. Third you must be an old white guy, and forth, you have to hate women and contraception, and finally fifth you have to be able to wear a ridiculous hat and not be constantly laughing about how much money you are scamming people out of.
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1 답변If I became the Pope, the Catholic Church wouldn't be very... Catholic by the time I was done with it.
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7 답변I will be the Perfect Pope, the Legendary Pope that all other Popes will aspire to. I will use my power to travel back in time to touch myself as a child, and tell him/me: [i]I am the touch of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the hand in the darkness. I am truth... Ally to good! Nightmare to you![/i] [i]Super Catholic Pope![/i]