[quote]How the hell are Zavala and Osiris walking in a Cabal ship without getting flattened like a pancake??[/quote]
Because Bungo's lazy and forgetful! Why else? Hahah!
Hell, I've read through just about everything and never even seen that their ships have different gravities written anywhere! That probably leaked outta Bungo's empty head too if it's actually true! I mean, how come the Guardian and his cronies don’t get flattened ever when they've stepped into any Cabal ship? And hold on just a sec! If Cabal really need to stay tucked in those suits and helmets to stay alive, how come D2's Centurions have helmets that leave their mouths exposed? Hahahahah!
[quote]due to the lack of information on them since D1 it's possible they don't actually exist and were just a case of unreliable narrators[/quote]
Lack of information? HAH! More like lack of focus and consistency! Who knows? Maybe every single time Bungo's happened on an objective flaw of storytelling was due to "unreliable narration"! Sure is handy then that their shitshow's more written out than SHOWN, ain't it? Retcon this, disregard that! Hahahah! But good thing ya wrote that about the Jovians here. Maybe Bungo'll read it and remember to come up with a bullshit reason to retcon 'em right out!
[quote]Bungie still forgets that the Scorn Barons can be revived.[/quote]
Who knows if those clowns forgot that? Doesn't matter if they ain't even doin' anything important with the Barons anyway! Woulda been better to just off 'em already, but they just gotta leave it badly open-ended so they can have an excuse to bring 'em back somehow later! But hey, now that all the Scorn's braindead minds are linked, maybe it'll affect Fikrul's intelligence! Maybe he'll start killin' himself for us! I know I would if I heard the garbles of Destiny AI repeating endlessly in my head!
[quote]Disclaimer: [b][u]this isn't me calling Bungie lazy or forgetful[/u][/b], just lore tidbits that seem to have been forgotten[/quote]
Ohhhhhh, now THIS part... THIS one is beyond priceless.
But whatever! Keep talkin' in your "funny l'il circles"! Ya may just hit the wall one day!
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[quote][quote]How the hell are Zavala and Osiris walking in a Cabal ship without getting flattened like a pancake??[/quote] Because Bungo's lazy and forgetful! Why else? Hahah! Hell, I've read through just about everything and never even seen that their ships have different gravities written anywhere! That probably leaked outta Bungo's empty head too if it's actually true! I mean, how come the Guardian and his cronies don’t get flattened ever when they've stepped into any Cabal ship? And hold on just a sec! If Cabal really need to stay tucked in those suits and helmets to stay alive, how come D2's Centurions have helmets that leave their mouths exposed? Hahahahah! [quote]due to the lack of information on them since D1 it's possible they don't actually exist and were just a case of unreliable narrators[/quote] Lack of information? HAH! More like lack of focus and consistency! Who knows? Maybe every single time Bungo's happened on an objective flaw of storytelling was due to "unreliable narration"! Sure is handy then that their shitshow's more written out than SHOWN, ain't it? Retcon this, disregard that! Hahahah! But good thing ya wrote that about the Jovians here. Maybe Bungo'll read it and remember to come up with a bullshit reason to retcon 'em right out! [quote]Bungie still forgets that the Scorn Barons can be revived.[/quote] Who knows if those clowns forgot that? Doesn't matter if they ain't even doin' anything important with the Barons anyway! Woulda been better to just off 'em already, but they just gotta leave it badly open-ended so they can have an excuse to bring 'em back somehow later! But hey, now that all the Scorn's braindead minds are linked, maybe it'll affect Fikrul's intelligence! Maybe he'll start killin' himself for us! I know I would if I heard the garbles of Destiny AI repeating endlessly in my head! [quote]Disclaimer: [b][u]this isn't me calling Bungie lazy or forgetful[/u][/b], just lore tidbits that seem to have been forgotten[/quote] Ohhhhhh, now THIS part... THIS one is beyond priceless. But whatever! Keep talkin' in your "funny l'il circles"! Ya may just hit the wall one day![/quote] This is written like someone who doesn't like Bungie nor Destiny. And if that's the case please leave.