[quote]My wife left me because I was AFK.[/quote]
Not what I heard!
I heard that guy(You know, the one she told you [b]not[/b] to worry about) had a “Bigger Gun!”
Couldn’t help myself!!!
It’s a curse. I can’t just turn it off. Ask my Wife!!!
When we were dating I was “hilarious!”
Now that we’ve been married 11 Years she gets annoyed by my chewing!! Isn’t marriage grand!
P.S. My wife constantly watches murder mysteries.
I swear she’s taking notes! I haven’t found them yet but if I suddenly disappear.... SHE DID IT!