Missed Connection: I saw you in Gamestop buying Super Smash Bros., I hope you remember me, I was wearing a ski mask and I told the guy to give me all the money in the register. As he was scrambling to put money in the bag, I glanced over at you and I took the Super Smash Bros. game and when I was making my escape, I "dropped" it, in hopes you would pick it up and get it for free. Ever since that day, I remember the horror on your face to this scent of piss in your pants.