Welcome to Batman's dating service where you can receive relationship advice and maybe even find your soul mate!
Ask away you sniveling little piglets.
[spoiler]thanks to Thanos for the idea[/spoiler]
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2 通の返信Looking for a sleek and sexy grill with a large spread for me to put my meat on. Must be smoking...
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5 通の返信Looking for Asian asexual female. Actually, any form of yellow is good. Has to have nice curves. Actually, just one big curve. Basically a Banana.
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2 通の返信SpookiestMelissaにより編集済み: 3/8/2015 12:03:00 AMI want a MAN 6'7" with a huge dick, he's gonna be a super successful businessman that makes a ton of money. He also must be sweet and sensitive, but also a dick, cause if he wasn't I'd have to find another guy like him, and -blam!- that effort. He's gotta have chiseled abs, high cheekbones and not care of im a whale, and still sweep me off my feet (especially if I am a whale) How 2 get?
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1 返信Wow pathetic scrubs [spoiler]*continues to watch drama shows while eating ice cream[/spoiler]
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1 返信*leans back in throne* "Well then, what choice do I have? Bring me he finest women there is in this Forum, and beer kegs to, infact, make it a party"
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1 返信Missed Connection: I saw you in Gamestop buying Super Smash Bros., I hope you remember me, I was wearing a ski mask and I told the guy to give me all the money in the register. As he was scrambling to put money in the bag, I glanced over at you and I took the Super Smash Bros. game and when I was making my escape, I "dropped" it, in hopes you would pick it up and get it for free. Ever since that day, I remember the horror on your face to this scent of piss in your pants.
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7 通の返信Cool, sign me up. I became single as of the beginning of this month. What betas will I get to dine on tonight?
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