[quote]If you wake up between 2 and 3 AM, there is a 97% chance something is watching you[/quote]
My cat insists on staying in my room with me 24/7, so that's not nearly as threatening as you were probably hoping it would be.
Also, I'm always blinking manually. You're now acutely aware of the awkward position of your tongue in your mouth.
Good day to you, sir.