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12/30/2021 2:32:33 AM
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Did you know that
Furbies have front facing eyes, thereby suggesting they are predators
We know more about the moon than we do about about the ocean
After death, our bodies relive our entire lives in the last eight seconds, so you may be dead right now
Your hearing is the very last sensory organ to go after you die, so the last thing you could hear is either your family crying, or the EMT calling to turn off your oxygen
If you wake up between 2 and 3 AM, there is a 97% chance something is watching you
You could have a brain aneurysm at any time. On the toilet, during your commute, anytime, anywhere.
Thank you for listening to my TED talk, I wish you good night, except it won’t be a good night, cause you’re not sleeping. Also, you’re now blinking manually. Cheers!
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5 通の返信[quote]Furbies have front facing eyes, thereby suggesting they are predators[/quote] Sharks [quote]We know more about the moon than we do about about the ocean[/quote] Cleary, given your lack of shark knowledge [quote]After death, our bodies relive our entire lives in the last eight seconds, so you may be dead right now[/quote] I was eaten by a shark [quote]Your hearing is the very last sensory organ to go after you die, so the last thing you could hear is either your family crying, or the EMT calling to turn off your oxygen[/quote] Not if you're in the ocean being eaten by a shark [quote]If you wake up between 2 and 3 AM, there is a 97% chance something is watching you[/quote] Ghost Shark [quote]You could have a brain aneurysm at any time. On the toilet, during your commute, anytime, anywhere.[/quote] That's how the shark caught me [quote]Thank you for listening to my TED talk, I wish you good night, except it won’t be a good night, cause you’re not sleeping. Also, you’re now blinking manually. Cheers![/quote] Like sharks I never blink
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[quote]If you wake up between 2 and 3 AM, there is a 97% chance something is watching you[/quote] My cat insists on staying in my room with me 24/7, so that's not nearly as threatening as you were probably hoping it would be. Also, I'm always blinking manually. You're now acutely aware of the awkward position of your tongue in your mouth. Good day to you, sir.
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2 通の返信I’m calling shenanigans. At least a few of these have to be wrong. How can you say we know more about the moon when… there’s not all that much to know about it? It’s a giant rock. Did you mean to say there’s more we *dont* know about the ocean?
