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(At the food court)
Titan: *Standing in front of a long line* What do you mean you don't have a action figure version of Shaxx!?
Cashier: Sir we only sell Vanguard figures with our meals. Would you like a Zavala figure?
Titan: A ZAVALA FIGU-...I refuse to believe this! You dare sell Zavala and not Shaxx!?
*Hunter behind the Titan begins getting annoyed*
Hunter: Buddy!? What's the hold up!?
Titan: These bastards don't sell any Shaxx figures!
Hunter: What!? *Budges slightly in front of the Titans to talk to the cashier* Listen pal, you outta be ashamed of yourselves! Selling the vanguard over Shaxx!? I can understand Cayde-6 but Zavala?
Some guy in the back: HURRY UP!
Hunter: SHUT UP! WE GOT BIG PROBLEMS UP HERE! THEY DON'T SELL SHAXX FIGURES!
*Crowd Gasps and whispers amongst each other*
Random Warlock: How can this be!?
Random Hunter: *Yell* THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Random Titan: MYEAH!
*Lord Shaxx arrives*
Shaxx: What's all this commotion about?
Civilian: They don't have an action figure of you but they have Zavala.
Shaxx: What!? *Marches straight to the front* WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?
Cashier: L-lord Shaxx!
Shaxx: Don't you "Lord Shaxx" me! Where's your goddamn manager!
Cashier: I'll g-get him right way sir!
*Manager comes out to the front*
Manager: Lord Shaxx! W-what a pleasant surprise
Shaxx: Shut up!
Manager: S-sir?
Shaxx: Where's my figure!?
Manager: We took those out last month sir
Shaxx: *Stares at him*
Manager: *Tries to avoid making eye contact*......*Looks at shaxx once*
Shaxx: YOU WANNA STARE ME DOWN!?
Manager: N-no sir! I just-
Shaxx: *Climbs over the Counter* I'll show you, you little- *Managers runs off screaming* COMEBACK HERE!
*Everything cuts to black*
Ghostfire 239: What happened next? Find out by pre-ordering Destiny 2: Food Court Brawl
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