It'll come with a Destiny 2 pre-order (At the food court) Titan: *Standing in front of a long line* What do you mean you don't have a action figure version of Shaxx!? Cashier: Sir we only sell Vanguard figures with our meals. Would you like a Zavala figure? Titan: A ZAVALA FIGU-...I refuse to believe this! You dare sell Zavala and not Shaxx!? *Hunter behind the Titan begins getting annoyed* Hunter: Buddy!? What's the hold up!? Titan: These bastards don't sell any Shaxx figures! Hunter: What!? *Budges slightly in front of the Titans to talk to the cashier* Listen pal, you outta be ashamed of yourselves! Selling the vanguard over Shaxx!? I can understand Cayde-6 but Zavala? Some guy in the back: HURRY UP! Hunter: SHUT UP! WE GOT BIG PROBLEMS UP HERE! THEY DON'T SELL SHAXX FIGURES! *Crowd Gasps and whispers amongst each other* Random Warlock: How can this be!? Random Hunter: *Yell* THIS IS AN OUTRAGE Random Titan: MYEAH! *Lord Shaxx arrives* Shaxx: What's all this commotion about? Civilian: They don't have an action figure of you but they have Zavala. Shaxx: What!? *Marches straight to the front* WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!? Cashier: L-lord Shaxx! Shaxx: Don't you "Lord Shaxx" me! Where's your goddamn manager! Cashier: I'll g-get him right way sir! *Manager comes out to the front* Manager: Lord Shaxx! W-what a pleasant surprise Shaxx: Shut up! Manager: S-sir? Shaxx: Where's my figure!? Manager: We took those out last month sir Shaxx: *Stares at him* Manager: *Tries to avoid making eye contact*......*Looks at shaxx once* Shaxx: YOU WANNA STARE ME DOWN!? Manager: N-no sir! I just- Shaxx: *Climbs over the Counter* I'll show you, you little- *Managers runs off screaming* COMEBACK HERE! *Everything cuts to black* Ghostfire 239: What happened next? Find out by pre-ordering Destiny 2: Food Court Brawl

Only if they throw in the quarter slot massaging lazy boys

What the Tower needs is a pub...

So with our guardians being dead and all would we be able to enjoy frivolous treats or would it taste like nothing.

Are there Chic-fil-As in the future? We must know these things otherwise the darkness wins.

Imagine tenderizing meat with a hammer of sol

YOU HAVE CELERY AND RAISINS WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE NEED???!!!!

We did have a Food Court once. But the food was too salty. *ba-dum-tshh*

VEGAN KIOSKS TOO

OOOO a Hot pocket that tastes like a hotpocket, its called a Hotpocket Hotpocket!

We had one, but a Warlock choked on a piece of pizza and died. They self rezzed and burned the whole place down. Now no one can have Sbarro's. Warlocks are the reason we can't have nice things.