Please, pull up a seat at my dark hardwood bar and let's have a chat.
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*steps into bar* “Uh, I should not of come here, too many strange people doing strange things” *walks out and is immediately hit by a car*
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most of us are under 21 lol.
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5 Respuestas
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1 RespuestaI’m going to [i]not[/i] use a coaster and let my glass leave rings on the bar.
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1 Respuesta... Low key just played through Catherine and this made me think of Boss... [spoiler]not a knock off[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasI would like one cup of your finest cow juice [spoiler][b]YOU WILL NEVER REACH TRUTH [/b][/spoiler]
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1 Respuesta"PBR me ASAP, and a shot of whiskey." *downs the shot, makes whiskey face while asking* "How about dem f'ing Brewers?"
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1 RespuestaI'm looking for work. A qualified bartender and a bar fight support gunner.
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1 RespuestaLong time no see.
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1 Respuesta*walks in with hot nurse gf* *stands on bar to assert dominance*
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3 RespuestasEditado por ShadowOfKismet: 9/18/2019 2:09:28 AMHow’s it going Uncle?
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7 RespuestasI pull up a chair and sit down
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8 Respuestas*sits down* I'm back....shot of whisk and any cider.
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1 Respuesta*pees on bar*
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7 RespuestasEditado por A Simple Farmer: 9/17/2019 11:09:04 PMOne bean please, of the jelly variety
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4 RespuestasI’d like a glass of water with ice, and a burger, please.
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7 Respuestas*pulls up chair* So Hoth how's it been?
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2 Respuestas[quote]Please, pull up a seat at my dark hardwood bar and let's have a chat.[/quote] These are so cringy! [spoiler]hoth the scrub[/spoiler]
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9 RespuestasI think I blacked out last time. I was at the bar, you asked me something, then I guess I just fell face first on the bar.
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11 Respuestas“Remember Cobalt, you gotta act tough.” I’ll have a Mountain Dew, on the rocks. [spoiler]Sorry Partner, but You’ve Yeed your last Haw [/spoiler]
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21 RespuestasHey HoTh, how’ve you been? *Pulls up chair* [spoiler]The Veggie has spooketh[/spoiler]
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16 RespuestasEverything ok? Last time you did one of these you weren’t doing so hot.
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11 Respuestaspolishes glass