Tell a TRUE story ABOUT YOU that you think is enough to make you a badass!!
EDITS/RULES
1: You are not allowed to use: Sexual Stories, Insults or get muted, no REUSED stories or OR GTFO
2: You will enter the BADASS MALL with the following passes that are awarded to you by the grade your TRUE Badass story earns: WHITE F+ COMMON PARTICIPATION PASS: For SCRUBS that don't have a TRUE story(or their story was pathetic/boring/uninteresting) and reused something like: Disney channel without parents permission and for those who didn't read Rules/Edits!! GREEN D+ UNCOMMON PASS: For SCRUBS that are slightly above the Common Pass & made up a story that was TOO SHORT & sounded like they weren't trying to make one up but somewhat amused me! BLUE C+ RARE PASS: For Badass SCRUBS that made up a story that amused me but wasn't enough to entertain long enough & for short/boring/common but true stories! PURPLE B+ LEGENDARY PASS: For those who are badasses in either made up fake story telling cause they didn't have one or think of one they could tell but still was funny & amusing!! YELLOW A- EXOTIC PASS: For BADASS people that told a true story that has earned my respect & showed why they felt determined to share that story with me that they felt made them a badass!! GOLDEN A+ EXOTIC BADASS APPROVAL PASS: This is an extremely rare pass for those who went through hell, drama, misery, harsh situations, school drama, loneliness, etc & had the guts to share it with me!!
3: If your story sounds too good to be true, I WILL ASK FOR PICS/PROOF/VID or it didn't happen and its BULLSHIT
4: Quotes from Beatriz Ramirez, "Beatriz is being a COMPLETE jackass & isn't allowed to tell a true story she thinks makes her feel badass.
5: Note: The story you tell must be TRUE as stated in the thread title:Tell a TRUE story ABOUT YOU that you feel is enough to make you a badass!!
6: I play Destiny FTW!! I LOVE ANIME!!!
7: If your interested on playing destiny, add me on PS3/4 my gamertag same as name. Im hyper & loud so if your a type of person that can't stand that, do not add & I guess I ain't your type of friend!.
8: Huge Special Shoutout Too: 9: For Those who earned the YELLOW EXOTIC & GOLDEN EXOTIC Passes!!: Greg The Dreg, Aksor Tha Arcon Priest, 10:For those who earned The Easter Egg Pass that surpasses both Exotic Passes: LordZoltan.
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1 RespuestaMe and my friend just downed an entire can of butter spray
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13 RespuestasI poured cereal all by my self. [spoiler]Even worse...[/spoiler] [spoiler]I poured the milk first.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Imaginary Crowd: Ooooooohhhhhhhhh[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaI whistled for a cab. And when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To settle my throne ad the prince of bel-air.
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8 RespuestasOne time I suplexed a shark wearing a bolo tie. You may ask, "Who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark?" Answer: YES. Also I treat women with respect, NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!
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3 RespuestasHigh School Football story ahead. Football haters should leave. It was the final play, one second on the clock, our rivals ball on our one yard line. I'm on defense playing strong safety watching for the run. The play starts, no hand off. All of a sudden the ball is coming towards me a little high, but screw it I jump. I reach as high as I can with one hand (the other pushed off a player next to me) and come down with the ball. I saw a hole and ran from our one all the way to our end zone. I hope a game winning pick six counts as "badass"
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4 RespuestasI fell. [spoiler]and got up[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasWell, I've saved several lives. All different stories, but I will tell about when I saved my mom. As we were walking down the sidewalk and she slipped and almost fell into the road when a speeding car comes flying down the ice. I pulled her back from getting ran over by this crazy bitch and restrained myself from wrecking her car, as she almost killed my mom.
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3 RespuestasWell one time there was this girl... *rereads OP* Well bye
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7 RespuestasI posted this link on your thread
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1 RespuestaI once walked across a bed of burning coals.
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8 RespuestasEditado por silentkill440: 8/5/2015 11:20:48 PMOn a scale from most painful/tiring to least painful 1. pill induced esophagitis 2. Wood splinter under fingernail 3. Cancer- surgery and chemo 4. Dropped 50lbs in just about 2 months 5. Falling 10 ft onto a concrete floor Take your pick
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5 RespuestasEditado por blackwolf957: 8/6/2015 1:32:59 AMIt was 6th grade, it was our teacher's birthday, we had Costco pizza for lunch I grab three slices when we were only permitted to grab two. No one find out. Tough Life.
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21 RespuestasEditado por devil1165: 8/5/2015 10:33:16 PMNaruto fan? I've watched the entire series and read the manga [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and I didn't even cry once[/spoiler] [b]SPOILER:[/b] [spoiler]not even when Jiraiya died[/spoiler]
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3 RespuestasI learned to do every basic flip at the age of 6. also I was shot in the shoulder, during a robbery at a gas station I was working at.
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6 Respuestas*sigh* Here we go again. I once lived an entire month without internet. Happy now?
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6 RespuestasI once had a staring contest with a Megalodon. In a matter of seconds, IT STARTED BLEEDING-- it dropped dead. And caused a massive tsunami combined with a side of gigantic sharknadoes.
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1 RespuestaI got a paper cut under my fingernail. Bled like a stuck pig.
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2 RespuestasRunning from the Policia in Spain(not a criminal) Jumping on Canadians hotel roomate's roofs, Trying to tackle a 298 pound Runningback ;)
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3 RespuestasI didn't answer when my mum called me [spoiler]and survived[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaI scrolled through the heresy thread for a full minute before getting a boner
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8 RespuestasHonestly I think I'm pretty badass for the parties I used to throw. There'd be like 100 people at each one. I had an above ground pool that I cut the liner out of an used as a bonfire pit, I'd play music on my parents outdoor sound system but kids would also bring their guitars and play randomly throughout the night. There was always a ton of alcohol (among other things lol) so everyone was having a good time. Perfect girl:guy ratios at each one. Illegal things happened. I almost died once from something called "Spice" (the least badass of my parties, first and last time I tried that lol). Cops showed up once and I got to watch about 60 kids hop the fence in my backyard not knowing that there was like a 10 foot ditch behind it xD and also knowing that the cops only showed up to ask some kids to move their cars out of neighbors' lawns. Fireworks were set off a couple times and I still have no idea where they came from. Most of the people would leave but f they didn't have a driver they'd just pass out in my living room floor. The parties would last until like 3 or 4 am sometimes, and sometimes we'd all pile in a car and go to mcdonalds afterwards lol. It was always awesome. And the best part is my parent never knew that I had more than 12 people outside at once. Never knew about the alcohol or anything. She just stayed in her room and though "kids will be kids." Meanwhile about 100 kids are outside partying. I had so many friends back then, everyone wanted to go to my parties. God...I miss high school. Hahahah
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1 RespuestaUsing EXCESSIVE CAPITAL LETTERS!
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1 RespuestaWent through racism as a child and survived having knives against my throat and stuff
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2 RespuestasI got hit by a car then just got up and walked away