Tell a TRUE story ABOUT YOU that you think is enough to make you a badass!!
EDITS/RULES
1: You are not allowed to use: Sexual Stories, Insults or get muted, no REUSED stories or OR GTFO
2: You will enter the BADASS MALL with the following passes that are awarded to you by the grade your TRUE Badass story earns: WHITE F+ COMMON PARTICIPATION PASS: For SCRUBS that don't have a TRUE story(or their story was pathetic/boring/uninteresting) and reused something like: Disney channel without parents permission and for those who didn't read Rules/Edits!! GREEN D+ UNCOMMON PASS: For SCRUBS that are slightly above the Common Pass & made up a story that was TOO SHORT & sounded like they weren't trying to make one up but somewhat amused me! BLUE C+ RARE PASS: For Badass SCRUBS that made up a story that amused me but wasn't enough to entertain long enough & for short/boring/common but true stories! PURPLE B+ LEGENDARY PASS: For those who are badasses in either made up fake story telling cause they didn't have one or think of one they could tell but still was funny & amusing!! YELLOW A- EXOTIC PASS: For BADASS people that told a true story that has earned my respect & showed why they felt determined to share that story with me that they felt made them a badass!! GOLDEN A+ EXOTIC BADASS APPROVAL PASS: This is an extremely rare pass for those who went through hell, drama, misery, harsh situations, school drama, loneliness, etc & had the guts to share it with me!!
3: If your story sounds too good to be true, I WILL ASK FOR PICS/PROOF/VID or it didn't happen and its BULLSHIT
4: Quotes from Beatriz Ramirez, "Beatriz is being a COMPLETE jackass & isn't allowed to tell a true story she thinks makes her feel badass.
5: Note: The story you tell must be TRUE as stated in the thread title:Tell a TRUE story ABOUT YOU that you feel is enough to make you a badass!!
6: I play Destiny FTW!! I LOVE ANIME!!!
7: If your interested on playing destiny, add me on PS3/4 my gamertag same as name. Im hyper & loud so if your a type of person that can't stand that, do not add & I guess I ain't your type of friend!.
8: Huge Special Shoutout Too: 9: For Those who earned the YELLOW EXOTIC & GOLDEN EXOTIC Passes!!: Greg The Dreg, Aksor Tha Arcon Priest, 10:For those who earned The Easter Egg Pass that surpasses both Exotic Passes: LordZoltan.
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1 RespuestaWarning, badass!
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5 RespuestasI slammed a soccer ball on the floor after my friend kicked it at me and it went in the basketball hoop. I didn't see it but he did.
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25 RespuestasEditado por LordZoltan: 8/12/2015 4:52:56 AMI served in the U.S. Army for 12 years. I jumped out of a perfectly good airplane 5 times and was awarded jump wings. I graduated from air assault school which is known as the 10 toughest days in the Army. I was deployed to Operations Desert Shield and Desert Storm, where I was awarded a Combat Infantryman's Badge. I was stationed in Germany, South Korea, and the middle east where I visited Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Kuwait, and Bahrain. I've skied the Zugspitze. I grew up in Alaska and I've been to every state except Vermont. And I came here to do 2 things. Kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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4 RespuestasNo sexual stories? Ok. Whenever I'm done in the shower of a hotel with my parents not on the trip, I leave my mark on the ceiling of the shower.
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3 RespuestasEditado por RaboRab Wort: 8/12/2015 4:49:20 AMI BLEW UP THE OCEAN! But truly: I stood up to a leader of a make belief gang, that wouldn't lay a finger on you. In front of their girlfriends.
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5 RespuestasI was to badass to read everything [spoiler]or part of it[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaI once stuck my thumb in one of those car cigarette lighters.
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11 RespuestasWas out skateboarding and fell, cut my left bicep to the bone, like I could literally see the bone. Had to ride half a mile home without passing out. Got 23 stitches and a ugly scar
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2 RespuestasOne time I went on DisneyChannel.com without my parent's permission.
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2 RespuestasI once ate a steak with only a knife.
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4 RespuestasI cut my pancake. [spoiler]With a fork.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Without a knife.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Imaginary Crowd: Ooooooohhhhhhh[/spoiler]
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4 Respuestaswas going mountain biking alone, fell off, broke my wrist badly in two places and finished the rest of the 45 min ride.
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3 RespuestasEditado por Catis Meowsoul: 8/9/2015 4:25:03 AM>be me >meow.jpg >owner gives me fish >yum.edu >sees that fish still has some scales on the side >*eats it anyway* >¿¿¿ >profit
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10 RespuestasI touched the butt
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4 Respuestas[i]I stole 6-10 bmx/mountain bikes, a skateboard, a laptop, 2 phones, and a tablet in middle school.[/i] Trying to be a good boy in high school now.
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14 RespuestasEditado por thetriangle77: 8/9/2015 3:29:33 AMI had to rip my finger nail off due to the fact that it was really bothering me when I tried to pick stuff up, or wash my hair, stuff like that. It got annoying after awhile
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5 RespuestasHelp me I lost my porn
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19 RespuestasEditado por boomerbub: 8/7/2015 10:03:58 AMI brought a Machete, Combat Axe, 2 Karambits, 2 flip knives, and a Replica Uzi to school last year (And didn't get caught shhhh)
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3 RespuestasI set grass on fire with a magnifying glass.at night.
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1 RespuestaI spilled my caltrops and had one go 2 inches into my foot while on my nightly snack run. My foot was sore for weeks. Arch still doesn't move right. Not really badass but thought worth mentioning to all you Lego stomping pussies.
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5 RespuestasI shoved my little sister on a pile of legos. And I survived my father's fit of rage [spoiler]stupid, I know... Just want to be remembered[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaNot to mention I made franlypitas mad by the fact I enjoyed love-tapping the OK button.
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1 RespuestaAlmost broke my leg back when I played football and still played through the whole game
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5 RespuestasEditado por smeemeplez: 8/7/2015 2:34:20 PMSophomore of highschool, I fractured my lowest two vertebrea playing football. Never went to the doctors cause my coach called me a pussy. Played through the whole season, plus my junior and senior year. Never knew they were fractured until last year when I had to drive to the hospital cause my back was in so much pain. Turns out had five herniated discs and two fractured vertebrea. TL;DR Played football/ powerlifting for three years with two fractured vertebrea. Never knew until 6 years after it all happened
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1 RespuestaI brushed my teeth and [b]then[/b] drank orange juice
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5 RespuestasI shot the rocket.......