On normal Crota last week (at Deathsinger)
Me: "Dude, why are you suddenly level 29?"
Dumbo: "Because I put the chest armour on that I just got."
Me: "WTF man? Haha, put your other chest armour on for now, you're not gonna do much to these enemies at 29."
Dumbo: "I've dismantled it."
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#Destiny
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Pterodactyl screams (Turning the corner and being exploded by a supplicant)
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3 RespuestasJust today... Don't go invisible, you'll trigger the gorgons I think in done with vault
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33 RespuestasEditado por Macaque Itches: 5/19/2015 7:23:03 AMI adopted some kinderguardians that wanted to run VoG for the first time. When we got to the exotic chest, two of them started arguing as to whether dancing in front of the chest made your drops better. I sat back and laughed with my mic muted. Finally had to shut them up when one kid shot it and another almost cried because, and I quote, "if you shoot the chest you'll scare it off! You'll make it despawn!" Funniest shit I've ever heard.
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2 RespuestasThis just last night in a hard VOG with 5 good friends: (friend disappears from team and party, comes back 5 minutes later) 'Oops I hit the eject button with my toe!'
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16 RespuestasSomeone did this on crota CP
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That logic though. My noob friend does this constantly and then I tell him and he's all like *facepalm*.
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Which way do I hold this Gally. Just got it from Zur and not sure which way is... Guardian Down.
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In trials this past weekend I played with a team off lfg. 1v1 situation and this guy unloads all but 1 shot of his thorn and says "don't worry guys! Final rounds gonna 1 shot him." As I proceeded to tell him otherwise he saw the guy, shot, missed and then told me off for not believing it would 1 shot and that it was my fault. Let him try it the next round and he said. "Oh. It only does 134 damage on a headshot. I must have done it wrong."
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Yes because that is what you do with old and new armor equip and dismantle once you get something better good job -blam!-tard👏👏👏
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3 RespuestasHow about this : Im lvl 34 and invited to a VoG group. 1 lvl 29, 2 lvl 30, a 31 and a 32 We start fresh on hard. I hold the Left alone lvl 34, THREE hold Center lvl 30-30-31, and the 29- 32 at Right. The Center kept running around and dying. So im like has anyone even done this yet and only the 32 (who is the host) has. Really? Nobody has done this raid ever? "Nope" took us 10 fcking minutes at the Entrance, then TWO HOURS AT THE SPIRES! Me and the 32 go hide while they yell at us to fight the Legions. So after those 4 died we two manned the Spires and both quit at the Oracles because they just kept trying to MELEE them. IMAGINE ... 4 Guardians punching a Yellow Ball of Light ... Smh.
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Did you buy your Ghally?
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4 Respuestas"34 max gally" on vog normal 😂
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15 RespuestasA 32 crota gear who didnt know how to do vog....crota should be locked until vog is completed on both difficulties Vendor gear gets you high enough
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During VoG My whole fire team had gotten to the chest and I yelled HOLD UP HOLD UP DONT OPEN IT IM ALMOST THERE!!! I run all the way up with my gjally equipped and my team just waiting there one says dude it doesn't matter if you are here or not you can still ope- BOOM!!! Guardian down And then I say "the box requires sacrifice." Everyone laughs and some one gets the red death. Which I need lol
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5 RespuestasDoing Crota with a friend who has never done it. Him: So when Crota shows up, we shoot him with rockets until he drops to a knee, and the someone gets a sword and hits him. We do that until he's dead? Me: Yes. Him: Why? That seems to take forever. I'm a Titan, I'm going to rush him and use my super to do massive damage. Me: (Laughing) Dude, I never thought of that. Do it!! (Rest of fireteam cheering him on) Him: (10 seconds later) How did he kill me?! Me: You're his bitch. Now, back to the other method.
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"Suck my balls" -Wishyouluckk
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6 Respuestas"Dont open spirit bloom chest"
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8 RespuestasEditado por JSDFREEDOM89: 4/21/2015 11:55:45 AMGot to the end of the pit by myself. Everyone else died. Activate the little circle to open the pit exit. Jump on top of the little platform next to where the bridge spawns. Being a Defender Titan I am not worried about the ogre. He stomps closer. I start hearing "OMG shoot him WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" Right as ogre starts shooting at me I drop a Titan Bubble and sit down. 4 guys breathe a sigh of relief. Last kid (one buddy's little brother) proceeds to start screaming at me. "You idiot you have to kill the ogre!" I tell him it's on a timer, ogre doesn't need to die. And here it comes: "But killing that ogre has a chance to drop Pocket Infinity!" Buddy says to me, "It's ok, you can kick him."
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1 RespuestaEditado por Rigo: 6/7/2015 9:37:47 PMI was helping some guardians do the vault of glass the first time. When we got to the gorgon maze I asked if anyone knew how to run it. Alot of people didn't so I was telling them I would show them the way, Even if we get caught. Just so they know next time. Noob:no everyone just leave I'll run it myself. *leaves the party* *Runs towards second gorgon chest gets seen and rage quits* > one maze run later < "OK well can someone invite him back I made it" Random guy:sent him a invite and he replied "-blam!- off" Why did he think he knew where to go?
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*Gets to boss room* "Do I really need the Wolfpack rounds upgrade guys?"
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1 RespuestaI GIVE YOUR POST LIFE!!! *Fist of Havoc Thread*
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1 RespuestaI use all the power invested in me(which isn't much)to bring this post back to life
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