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Editado por ChaosMetalMarty: 11/9/2014 6:07:11 PM
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I have a sob story too; please give me free shit

[b]EDIT: To be clear this post is not directed at Bungie or the man who received Fate of All Fools. I wish the latter well and I hope he enjoys his game and recovers well. (BUNGiVi$ion however can burn in hell for this mess of a game) This post is rather intended to mock the influx of people trying to prophet off of DeeJ's generocity and compassion by making copycat sob stories in the hope that Bungie also gives them the gun. That is all [/b] Hi DeeJ I was born a homeless orphan in Etheopia with Terminal cancer with no money and my uncle and teachers molested me and then my parents got divorced so I had to join the US Army Ranger to take care of my dying little sister but while I was on tour I was shot and raeped and tripped over an IED and lost my leg. Then I was a POW and ISIS tortured me. When I went to the hospital they told me I had Ebola and that my parents and sister were dead and that I would be blind and crippled and poor for the rest of my life, and then they molested me and robbed me and gave me the mark of the beast so that I would go to Hell. My proctologist told me to play Destiny as therapy. I don't know how long I have to live. DeeJ please give me all of the exotics in the game for free or I will buy CoD AW and die. [b][/b]
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