So I was supposed to drive a friend to town so we could run some errands. While I was waiting, he appeared beside the car and said that he had to quickly do another practice of his music performance thing before we left. So I got out of the car and we're walking for about a minute before he says "better run, they're waiting." I started running and my wallet and phone started sort of swinging around in my pockets as my legs moved. So I said, "oh god, everything in my pants is flopping about." Post your accidental lulz.