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7/29/2013 7:41:50 AM
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When you accidentally say something that can be interpreted lots of ways.
So I was supposed to drive a friend to town so we could run some errands. While I was waiting, he appeared beside the car and said that he had to quickly do another practice of his music performance thing before we left.
So I got out of the car and we're walking for about a minute before he says "better run, they're waiting."
I started running and my wallet and phone started sort of swinging around in my pockets as my legs moved. So I said, "oh god, everything in my pants is flopping about."
Post your accidental lulz.
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Editado por asir: 9/28/2013 8:04:13 PMThere was this one girl at my school who everybody called "Onion." So one day somebody asked me "Where's Onion?" And I'm like "Probably in the kitchen where she belongs." Imagine mfw I realized what I just said. Imagine mfw trying to explain the joke.
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We have a rec center at my college will pool tables and if it gets too crowded they give you a pager that vibrates/lights up (similar to restaurants) so that you can come play. Today I was getting a pager from one of the workers and she was like "ok you're all set, I'll vibrate that for you when its time" lawls ensued.
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>Playing D&D >Am a ditzy warmage that only wants to be famous >Meet prince >Invited to royal ball >I yell "Oh boy, chicks love balls" >Everyone sat for a minute >laugh.jpg >MFW
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My friends and I were discussing spicy foods and I said "I like that burning sensation."
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Basically everything I say is like that so I kinda can't think if one. #dirtymind
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This never happens to me. #Winning.
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Hell, in college, damn near everything you say can and will be taken in a dirty manner.
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3 RespuestasHah Usually when I do that it's one of those "there's a fat person in the room and I just said something which could sound like I'm making fun of fat people" times. Though not always fat people.
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4 RespuestasI'm guessing you had to be there.
