Yesterday, an old man was waiting to cross the road. A large bus was approaching. I warned the man to step back. As he stepped back, he was hit by lava.
The day before, a young lady was walking through the park. She was approaching a muddy puddle. I warned the lady to walk around it. As she did so, she was hit by lava.
Over the years, I have encountered many people faced with various obstacles. I have always tried to lend a helping hand to the strangers I meet. They have all been hit by lava.
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1 RespuestaYou only did it for the social media likes
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1 Respuesta[i] [/i]
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1 RespuestaDon't try to help me or I'll take you into the lava with me
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5 RespuestasThis is why you carry an empty bucket.
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2 RespuestasI would just tell the lava no. That usually works.
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1 RespuestaAnd in the end it doesn’t really matter.
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3 RespuestasHelp the lava. Than lava will hit the lava stopping the lava from hitting the person you helped saving them from being hit by the lava hit by the lava. You get it?
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Judging by these happenings I would not try to help your uncle -blam!- a horse
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1 Respuestawater helps
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1 RespuestaJust don't help anyone, problem solved.
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This is why you always keep a Mirage with the Chill ability in your reserve.
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Dude just carry a couple blocks of dirt to stop the lava