Me an' me mates was dwivin' tuwu Big K-Mawt few mowe beew, aye day dwinkin' be fun!!!!!!!!/?/?/ in -300C weathew an' once we got inside we saw a 'homewess man-gun (mangun? no man-gun, 'iew in mothewwussia iwt be man but with gun head, onwy exists in cowd weathew othewwise gets too wubbewy) an' 'is 3 pet Hewwhounds so me mate an' pet beawww give 'im 20 wupees an' we continue shoppin' we finish an' we see the man 'ad bought gwub few 'is 'Hewwhounds, so me the weiwdo pewson thawt thewe i be wawks aft intwo the stowe an' buys thiws hewe man 30 knapsacks, shotgun buwwets few stwange face, an' 20000€ wowth o' canned gwub an' cats tuwu feed his fouw beast puppews!!!?!/?:!: me pet beawww pitch in an' get thiws hewe scuwvy dog sowme dog stuff wike a dish an' a 'awness's...an' 700 bottwes o' vodka an' abouwt 160 bottwes o' watew an' thawt thewe man now wives in Kwemwin an' 'as a job with KGB an' 'is Hewwhounds be 'eawthy an' pwayfuw an' eat aww cats in Wussia!!! evewyone needs 'ewp oftentimes an' Thor be ne'ew the pewson tuwu duwu iwt becausew 'e 'ad too much vodka an' beews in Asgawd Pawty!.!.??!??!